josii❦

time heals all

[Stoner Barbie @stonersvilla]

joy

[𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔢ᛪ༙ @f_jxr_]

when u tell her to shave her pu$$y & u wake up bald

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

How it feels to finally stop liking that one person you were obsessed with once

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

"Ojalá que nuestros hijos hereden tus ojos"

2 años después:

"¿Desea eliminar las 8.167 fotos?"

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when a manipulator tries to manipulate me but I'm manipulating them into thinking they are manipulating me

[kat @yslnadi]

when a guy who has never asked me a single question about myself tells me that he’s in love with me

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Pretending to be boring so people can leave you alone is top tier

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

how it feels like reading a good tweet and then the timeline accidentally refreshes

[flor 𓆩♡𓆪 @cosasdech1cass]

puse el teléfono en “no molestar” y nadie me molestó

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“I hate this job”

*gets paid*

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

[AA ⚡️ @AAStack]

Me realizing that the Epstein files were so bad, they started WW3 and faked another moon mission.

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

When you hit the pen at work and think you have it under control

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

When work gang is straight vibin but the office snitch walks in

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

we didn’t appreciate this enough💔

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

'You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
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