Josh Alonzo

Anti-hero arc in progress

[Jess @_GamerBabeJess]

Mexico vs. England

FUCK YOUR BAKED BEANS.
FUCK YOUR BEANS AND TOAST.
FUCK YOUR TUNA BAKED POTATOES.

WE RIDE AT DAWN CABRONES 🇲🇽

[Josh Alonzo @jxinari_]

Idk what drugs the skin department took at riot but holy shit pls keep taking them. The skins this year have been amazing

[League of Legends Leaks & News @LeagueOfLeaks]

First look at the new Day Job & Food Fight skins coming on May 28 ‼️

• Spaghetti alla Vel'Koz (Legendary)
• Breadsticks Irelia
• Pizza Chef Sion
• Pasta Maker Illaoi

[Kruz @Kruzadar]

Lookin like toddlers shitting their diapers 🤣

[Josh Alonzo @jxinari_]

Damn during AAPI month too 😔

[VALORANT @VALORANT]

It’s happening.

[Josh Alonzo @jxinari_]

#Coachella drinking game: watch the stream and every time you see more than 5 phones at once, drink.

Me during Bieber’s set:

[Kourra 🐀✨ bRat Vtuber @KourraVT]

Please don't watch the hacked movie.

Wait for it to release, give the artists and animators what they deserve.

Jobs are likely on the line.

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

I'll always remember Chuck Norris as the man who changed the course of dodgeball history by casting the deciding vote that allowed Average Joes to play in the championship of the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open where they upset the heavily favored Globo Gym Purple Cobras.

RIP. 🙏

[Josh Alonzo @jxinari_]

This is my formal request for @richbrian to perform These Nights this Friday. Will give up my left kidney for this to happen.

[Josh Alonzo @jxinari_]

@Indominous117 @bluelockrensuke Yukimiya might be doing blacksmithing or something to recognize precise details for his eye

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

‘Rush Hour 4’ has been greenlit at Paramount

(via @DEADLINE)

[Josh Alonzo @jxinari_]

Ima need a different country to host #physicalasia next season, these cheating allegations/favoritism are starting to get believable

[Naayil @NAAAYIL]

POV:

your team in soloq is stomping and you want to limit test a bit

[Josh Alonzo @jxinari_]

Well damn, fuck you from the Philippines🤌🏽

[Vince Dao @VinceDaoTV]

As an Asian, I feel I have authority on rice:

Eating rice with your hands is gross, strange, and barbaric.

Nobody in my family has ever done this.

He acts like utensils were never invented.

[Bunney ✝️🐇🩷 VTuber @StardustBunney]

If content is available at 1201 on her 18th birthday, it was taken when she was 17. Everyone who subs to this should be arrested for possession of child p*rn

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Jollibee has been named the best fast food restaurant for fried chicken by USA Today.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 BREAKING: ICE secretly deported Luis Leon, an 82-year-old torture survivor and U.S. legal resident of nearly 40 years, after he walked into an immigration office to replace a lost green card.

Instead of processing the request, ICE handcuffed him, detained his wife for 10 hours, and later told the family; through a fake “lawyer,” that he was dead.

Turns out, ICE quietly transferred him through a Minnesota detention center and dumped him in Guatemala, a country he has zero ties to. There’s no deportation paperwork, no public record. His family only found him alive after relatives in Chile tracked him to a Guatemalan hospital.

Leon suffers from diabetes, high blood pressure, and heart issues. The DOJ is now under fire, but this is the Trump-era immigration machine still in motion—cruel, unaccountable, and lawless.

If they can disappear an elderly, law-abiding U.S. resident…

They can disappear anyone.

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

Citizens. I’m going to say it again. This is fascism. MAGA can cry all you want but this is exactly what every fucking dictator in history wanted. Wake the fuck up.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Sorry, but I’m all out of sympathy. Farmers who supported Trump should have known exactly what they’d be getting. After all, pretty much his entire campaign was based on his idiotic tariff policy and his hatred of undocumented workers. You reap what you sow, guys.

[kaz Y/DSA @lqvekanthony]

THE TREVOR PROJECT CAN BE REACHED DIRECTLY AT 1-866-488-7386, EVEN WHEN THIS IS GOING TO BE GONE. PLEASE SHARE TO POSSIBLY SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Sucking up to the President should not be a requirement for him to do the right thing for the American people.

These are families who’ve lost their homes, their belongings — the irreplaceable pieces of a life built over decades, reduced to ash.

Only a truly disturbed person would threaten to withhold aid from victims because they don’t like someone.