Jiang Xu

Packet milk and instant noodle connoisseur

[Jiang Xu @jxmickey]

Thanks Nobuo Uematsu for spending 412 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to FFVII REMAKE: プレリュード -再会- (The Prelude - Reunion). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Io4Sl34IUA

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@MetapocketW @glenvicia @christalleksy @defienthusiast8

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Thank you DEPAPEPE for spending 2,194 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/KTzKbR3NZh

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@glenvicia oei

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TIL I judge my girlfriend’s $50 haircuts but my $10 bi-monthly barber visits add up to more time and money she’s ever spent in salons 🤦‍♂️ @glenvicia

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How well do you know me?

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your residence is not truly high-tech until you can access 4G in the lift

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More and more, I think that coffee is a synonym for motivation.

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I'm using the hot water bottle again!!

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4 hours of editing to make 1 minute of video. That's some effort to reward ratio there.

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When the composer coming at you with octuplets over sextuplets at 🎵=162 but he leaves a "riten..." for you to rest

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Was on YouTube and saw an ad that was literally 6 seconds of a YouTube logo.

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that sinking feeling when you've been queueing for an hour but no one new joined the queue

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@GordonRamsay What do you think of my grilled cheese and bacon?

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everything went better than expected @glenvicia

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and now I have 20 minutes to expend 1GB of data

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Imagine that the centipede is analogous to the caterpillar. The butterfly counterpart will be utterly dreadful. 🐛🔜🕷

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3 empty seats in the train cabin and 2 of those are beside me. And here I thought we progressed as a society. #StopPandaDiscrimination

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a post @ workplace forum:

"Weekend: The time when clients get some free time, so we have 2 days with less requests to catch up with work."

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Yay 600 more paydays to go! What's after that? Retirement!