Benny

known prick

[Benny @jyeah]

@kemimarie Can you send it to me? Thanks so much

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The Hobbits after the shire got a Zara

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

i need a friend with with benefits, NOT SEXUALLY, i’m talking abt someone with a BOAT ……

[trout mask (original) @BranPuffin]

Turn around

[jewish brat @ajewishbrat]

just saw a child trip getting off the subway because he was too absorbed reading diary of a wimpy kid. the impact of the ancient text hasn’t wavered

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

Sometimes we need 30 mins

[UTOPIAN @_neaux_]

this how niggas be looking when the just blew the bathroom up at the function

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Sadly wrong. This will be a mere footnote in cinnamon roll history.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

how she looks at me after i do my chinese accent in front of her parents

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Arguing with a baby and I am winning by a lot

[Sam @zo1oft]

Keep losing my passport so I framed it

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

she wanna adopt her

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

My grandpa was a soldier in ww2. He carried a silver coin in his breast pocket and one day during a gruesome battle he was shot in the chest. He died instantly (the bullet didn't hit him anywhere near the coin)

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

Stop using chat gpt. u got a question, u come to me first.

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya bud ?

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I used to hate waiters until I realized they’re not just being nosy. They need to know what I want to eat so they can relay it to the kitchen staff