Jackie Young

You can catch Fly's with honey, but you can catch a whole load more honnies when your fly.

[Lee Tomlin @Leetomlin10]

My washing machine was making loads of noise I opened it and kompany crawled out I must of left him in my pocket 😂😂😂 #banter

[NUFCThreatLevel @NUFCThreatLevel]

The best bit is when you figure out it's the old bedsheet flipped over and sprayed on.

[Footy Food @FootyFoodFB]

"Nobhead" https://t.co/UgoHDqeJ2Y

[Jackie Young @jygiant8]

@danwright1999 @danielcrowley24 @DanBarlaser7 Crowley you were shite tonight you prick. Barlaser with a beauty 👌 #OneDanBarlaser

[Jackie Young @jygiant8]

Neymar is tonight, once again, proving to be the best young footballer in the world. Superstar.

[Jackie Young @jygiant8]

@geordiew123 @JoeRainford99 The picture didnt even make sense, im pretty sure there was no joke in the whole conversation

[Jackie Young @jygiant8]

@geordiew123 @JoeRainford99 Ladgeful

[T R O Y @troytheblackguy]

"Illegally downloading music hurts artist's"

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

In other news: windy, innit?

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Ronaldo and Messi are far and away the best players on the planet, how could they both possibly not be in your top 3?

[Jackie Young @jygiant8]

Ronaldo once again the deserved winner of the Ballon' Dor, i see Roy Hodgsons vote of Mascherano being the best in the world didnt go 2 well

[Jackie Young @jygiant8]

#goal2

[Jack @JTFS_]

http://t.co/xZ1gcUbcvS Love how she realises at the very end what she's said

[Jackie Young @jygiant8]

Man United were extremely wasteful today

[Tobi @Tobjizzle]

Bicycle Kicks 101 with @KSIOlajidebt http://t.co/m9rzy3JXjC

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

In case you missed it, Mike Ashley was the first person to text Alan Pardew after yesterday's game..

[Jackie Young @jygiant8]

@tahmidahmed4 Beautiful

[Jackie Young @jygiant8]

@Callux i get no follow 😢

[Jackie Young @jygiant8]

@Callux