Jennifer Yim

I like to eat an apple a day. all day. everyday.

[Jennifer Yim @jyimmmm]

@AskCapitalOne I already called and closed the account. I wouldn’t be a good mom if I actually let frauds keep frauding.

[Jennifer Yim @jyimmmm]

I got emails about a new @CapitalOne bank account that was opened in my name this morning. At this point in the newborn stage I’m 99% ready to let the frauds keep frauding. #momlife #Parenthood

[Jennifer Yim @jyimmmm]

I spent my Saturday morning cleaning and organizing my refrigerator and I’ve never felt more alive. #thisis30?

[Jennifer Yim @jyimmmm]

In this week’s edition of ‘all I want’ : to be in Korea or Japan (anywhere really), another @lecreuset , and a big bowl of mashed potatoes (with cheese) . And maybe some more cheese in a grilled cheese. #cheese

[Jennifer Yim @jyimmmm]

The greatest early birthday present would be someone finding my car keys. #please #wherearemykeys

[Jennifer Yim @jyimmmm]

At this point in my life I’m only looking for good skin, good food, and good dogz.

[Jennifer Yim @jyimmmm]

Made an evening ‘wind down’ playlist that is just sad Korean drama songs. At least I have my pillow to dry my tears 😭
#스타트업 #cloy #ItaewonClass #RecordofYouth

[Jennifer Yim @jyimmmm]

Can’t we just all get along by the fact that everyone hates Mondays.

[Jennifer Yim @jyimmmm]

Sneezing while dating: *shy* excuse me *polite*
Sneezing while married: ARE YOU GONNA BLESS ME??

[Jennifer Yim @jyimmmm]

I am going to lose it if my iPhone tells me one more time that my iCloud is out of storage. I am not trying to store any past or near future memories.

[Anthony Hopkins @AnthonyHopkins]

With gratitude, I celebrate 45 years of sobriety.

[Jennifer Yim @jyimmmm]

#BYEBYEGOYA

[CNN @CNN]

In an interview with Fox News, Goya Foods CEO Robert Unanue said he was “not apologizing” for praising President Trump at the White House. He also called the boycott of his company’s products “suppression of speech.” https://t.co/M1TkXF9m0f

[Jennifer Yim @jyimmmm]

@BuzzFeed if you ever have a post about false advertising, this is a 💎

[Jennifer Yim @jyimmmm]

Hey @Daltile , since when does 12 7/8” equate to 12”?? Thanks for wasting my time lugging this tile from @HomeDepot to my home and now back again. #its13inches #falseadvertising

[Jennifer Yim @jyimmmm]

Bong Joon Ho staring at his Oscar is literally every Korean dad staring at a gift that he actually likes. #parasite #BongJoonHo #ParasiteBestPicture

[Jennifer Yim @jyimmmm]

Fairly certain I will divorce my husband if he steals my cooked meat in #overcooked one more time. #NintendoSwitch

[Jennifer Yim @jyimmmm]

One look at my Pinterest boards and anyone can tell that I have no clear direction in life.

[Jennifer Yim @jyimmmm]

My parents are visiting my home for the weekend and I have to tell them that I ran out of rice so we’ll be riceless for a couple of hours... the shame I feel is too real #shamefulasian #shameasian #shamejen #SHAME

[Jennifer Yim @jyimmmm]

This. Just this.

[Jennifer Yim @jyimmmm]

I don’t think I can trust anyone that doesn’t know who the Beatles are.