Jess Gelista

[Jess Gelista @jynne21]

@socalledperson1 I wish we could just hibernate for the next four years

[Jess Gelista @jynne21]

Lex starting school soon has made me so happy. One, my babes gets to socialize and have a normal childhood and two, I can finally get back to work and get my life back together. Time for job hunting and then apartment hunting ❤️.

[Jess Gelista @jynne21]

Not my best Duolingo week but I tried

[Jess Gelista @jynne21]

How the fuck do I still feel so fatigued?

[Jess Gelista @jynne21]

@therealmrdude @dunkindonuts @BenAffleck @markwahlberg @johnkrasinski

[Jess Gelista @jynne21]

As a Bostonian & a @dunkindonuts girly I have to say the best thing they ever had on their menu was the Turkey Bacon & Cheddar flatbread. So I’m taking this moment to ask @BenAffleck & @markwahlberg to use their platform to help bring it back on the menu. PLEASE 😭

[Neurologist Mom @NeurologistMom]

I remember the time when I gave birth to my daughter. They had to keep me in the hospital for 10 days because I wasn’t feeling well. Every time I tried to stand up, I fainted. At one point, I even stopped breathing, according to my husband. He panicked and called a friend who was a cardiologist. The friend’s response was, “You know, sometimes our wives just want attention because they’re going through a hard time.” My husband got angry and insisted that someone be sent to check on me. When the resident came, my husband simply said, “Just watch.” He helped me stand up, and I don’t remember what happened next. When I regained consciousness, I saw a room full of doctors around me, all in a panic because I had stopped breathing again. That’s when they realized it wasn’t just an “attention-seeking” move.

Why am I telling you this? I’m not sure—maybe because I feel that many women, especially those with chronic and complicated illnesses, have had similar experiences. If you want to share yours, quote this with #MedicalMisogyny.

[Jess Gelista @jynne21]

Went to bed thinking “ alright you might not feel 100% tomorrow but it’ll be better than today. Today was the worst of it”. Only to wake up even worse than yesterday. I’m so tired of peeing out my butthole 😭😭😭.

[Jess Gelista @jynne21]

Love learning new languages. Hate having to deal with when to add in accents.

[Jess Gelista @jynne21]

@troublejive Ohhhh this feels like a creative writing assignment. This is now a MUST.

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

My last thoughts on the teacher who got fired: If you understand anything about child psychology, you will understand that children randomly develop crushes on adults, it is part of their development. It is up for the adult to make sure that clear boundaries are set in place-

[Jess Gelista @jynne21]

@troublejive This!!! It always sounded too rehearsed for it to seem like he genuinely liked it. It felt more like him trying to come off relatable but failing miserably.

[Jess Gelista @jynne21]

@troublejive Meeeeeeee!!!! I watched it when I was like 8/9. It’s the biggest reason why I didn’t have sex until I was 17 cuz I was convinced ever one my age has some sort of STD

[Jess Gelista @jynne21]

@troublejive You’re not really missing out lol. I mean he’s not the worst as far as talk show hosts go and when he’s not trying too hard to be funny he’s alright but I’d never consider him a comedian. I hope this doesn’t ruin my potential friendship with him 😭

[Jess Gelista @jynne21]

Is my dark haired baby trying to go blonde? He better not betray me this way 😭

[Jess Gelista @jynne21]

@troublejive I’ve seen so many ppl casually do it in front of me like it’s the most normal thing. Lol.

[Jess Gelista @jynne21]

@troublejive It’s putting everything back in its place. Idk honestly but I’m hoping if I can convince enough ppl to believe it we can collectively make it happen.