noisy boy (loud)

i make sounds and sometimes i let people hear them

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

Horny mouse: anybody trynna match my squeak ? 🐭

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

As a guy with an abnormally large head, getting a new hat that looks good and fits really well is akin to learning that you bestowed millions of dollars in the will of an estranged uncle you didn’t know you had

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

Imma tell her this my homie ned @jidsv

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

Now that I’ve fixed this lawnmower. I think i may be ready to forgive the fucker who had absolutely no idea what was wrong with it before he sold it to me

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

My aunts trying to pawn some king charles spaniels off on me. No ma’am this zoo is closed! 🙅🏾

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

Sometimes all a man needs is a good few laps around the backyard on a ridiculously dangerous mini bike

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

I hope you get what you fucking deserve! (The world, because you’re precious and i love you 😍)

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

I emailing customer service on my hands and knees rn

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

My phone wasn’t working right this morning and i was almost forced to live in the moment for longer than 30 minutes. Horrifying

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

Getting back into experimental drugs

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

Woke up on the freaky side of the bed today 😜

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

The customers can sense me beaming harmful thoughts into their brain today

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

If i find the fucker that sold me this god damn junk riding mower imma commit a tragedy

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

Pretending to blow my customers heads up with my mind just isn’t hitting like it used to

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

Got the minibike working just in time for summer 😈

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

The Homie whos been trapped in the shadow dimension for the last 6 months is finally stopping by to visit 🥳

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

I log my dabs on my health app

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

I guarantee youve never met someone as excited to own a riding mower as me

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

Everytime i successfully low ball someone on fb marketplace i get the zoomies

[noisy boy (loud) @jynsetlux]

For mothers day i watched an old movie that my mom really wanted me to watch and i told her it was really good even though it was kinda mid