Jordan Owen

Corinthian yachtsman. Following Cricket, F1, Indiana University Sports from a safe distance.

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

@KevinHandSport Happy New Year, old friend! It's a delight to hear your dulcet tones while embracing the reassuring rhythms of the second division

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

@misstessowen Journalism in print is not dead, just hard to find.

(So proud on so many levels)

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

@guerillacricket Can you confirm?

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

@ChrisWittyngham @LeBatardShow For the anatomically correct...

[European Cricket @EuropeanCricket]

Having a bad day?

It could always be worse... 😂

Live Matches, Scores, News, Previews👉 https://t.co/5V3K3ENZJx

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

@TheBopper @WashWizards @Nationals Oh, I have a feeling you'll say it again.

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

@WillieGriswold To paraphrase the great Jimmy Pardo, being "Johnny" didn't seem to make people think anything less of Johnny Carson.

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

@UniWatch It's very similar to the iconic rugby shirts worn by the crew of Australia II when they won the America's Cup in 1983, the first time a challenger won the competition. The shirts were made by Canterbury of New Zealand.

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

To paraphrase a famous line from a movie: "You're going to need a bigger dog..."

[Tess Owen @misstessowen]

sending a quick prayer to all the other east coast dog owners out there whose dogs refuse to do their business in any kind of inclement weather

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

Laundry.

[Sarah Spain @SarahSpain]

So... what DO we think Philip Rivers will do next?

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

@alexlauer Sir, your recollection of "best movie cars owned by female characters" overlooks one of the finest -- Diana Rigg's Carroll Shelby-prepared 1969 Mercury XR7 from "On Her Majesty's Secret Service". It is a worthy ski-rack bearing companion to Camilla Sparv's 911T.

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

@UniWatch Local voting sticker from Traverse City, Michigan -- special flair includes representation of the iconic Sleeping Bear Dunes of Lake Michigan

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

When you say "Mini-Strokes", I imagine a re-branded tribute band.

[Jimmy Pardo @jimmypardo]

Dude, sorry to hear about the mini-strokes. That said, I must once again remind you, you are not even my favorite asshole.

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

@guerillacricket Dirt infields and pitcher's mounds are another reason why rain and baseball don't mix

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

@DanielleBKoenig I reached peak 2020 a couple of weeks ago when I watched Quibi while waiting for my COVID test.

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

@guerillacricket Reporting from Northern Michigan, where weed is legal and Cornish pasties are a thing, thanks to imported copper miners a century ago, I can tell you that combination is available

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

The loss of my lifelong hometown friend is immeasurable. In his memory, I am renouncing past allegiances and pledging myself to @LFC for the rest of my days. #YNWA #RIPGFOP

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

Jason Kennedy RIP. The Original GFOP. We are heartbroken https://t.co/07YSSByfkb

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

@MichaelRyanRuiz Are you watching "The English Game" on Netflix?

It's "Soccer Downton Abbey" (not kidding)

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

@guerillacricket Listening as usual from Michigan in full view of lakeside homes and dappling waters. Doesn't take an extreme effort.

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

@guerillacricket Red socks are a Kiwi lucky talisman which calls back to their 1995 victory in the America's Cup.

[Jordan Owen @jyowen]

@LeBatardShow @LeBatard_Reddit @PabloTorre My TL right now.