Killian

any pronouns - virgo - huge loser // alt @hyzeroni // I’ve been having these weird thoughts lately… like is any of this for real? or not?

[Killian @jyzeroni]

Hey it me btw. Me sober at work, me extremely not sober at Airbnb, me poopin with Lucy, and bonus lucy being most beautiful girl.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

nigga walkin round wit earth's mightiest throat

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

She blew my dick to smithereens

[J @CyclopsMaxxer]

This is beautiful man

[Khao Mortadios @KhaoMortadios]

Everyone hates it when their opponent just leaves the game before it's over, so I've been trying to find ways to soften the blow a little bit. #fightinggame #gamemaker #indiedev

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

she seems like a vibe ur a hater

[Killian @jyzeroni]

If I don’t obtain the Tiffany blue GameCube I will simply perish. This is a matter of the utmost importance

[consolevariations @consolevariant]

Fixing your algorithm!!! here is a cool rare Nintendo GameCube!

[constans @constans]

This is such a great description of what being a homeowner is like

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[pete @peteyburn]

Kinda funny that if ur religion loses enough wars it gets downgraded to mythology after a generation or two

[El Señor De Los Memes @UltimoLegend]

It’s true

[Mr. Downstairs @grey_gills]

This is literally how I talk to my friends

[Croni 🍭🎀【SUBATHON】 @necronival]

since the MCU basically stole Miles’ best friend and turned him into Ned Leeds, i think it’s only fair that MCU Miles gets a new best friend who’s wealthy, mysterious, and has a suspiciously green goblin-shaped father

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Watching society become too cooked to even watch a tv show episode

[Killian @jyzeroni]

Can’t wait to hit one of the homies with this when they say they can’t get on the game 💯

[turbomander @turbomander]

"we are close to creating an oil that can cure any ailment" - guy selling snake oil

[Killian @jyzeroni]

@matthewxmeehan Me when I have to kill uncrustables in the processed food war

[csz @cszabla]

the concept of “hand weaving memory” sounds like something from a postmodern version of greek mythology