Zach Evans

Writer and musician @CorduroyOrbison.

[Zach Evans @jzachevans]

Happy opening night to all who celebrate

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I'm at the Dallas airport drinking some bourbon, and two patrons are flirting. The air is electric

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This afternoon I fixed the carburetor on my lawn mower and then fixed the throw on my snare drum. This is the kind of hard work satisfaction Hank Hill talks about

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A steal

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John Haliburton talk your shit

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@Jeopardy @WheelofFortune

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

NOTHING GREATER IN THE WORLD THAN NBA PLAYOFF BASKETBALL

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Overrated

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@ColeClaybourn Pivot to mobile video impending

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@stereogum KISS have reportedly fired longtime touring drummer for "wearing makeup"

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Rival poets in 19 BC

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The description rivals Hemingway's baby shoes classified ad. Tells a whole story

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Panama City fb marketplace is everything I imagined and everything I feared

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One of one

[Variety @Variety]

Director-writer David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like “Blue Velvet” and “Mulholland Drive” and network television with “Twin Peaks,” has died. He was 78. https://t.co/T2GOao28ux

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[Jake Swearingen @JakeSwearingen]

The bottom line: A COVID relief program meant to save struggling arts venues became a windfall for wealthy musicians. They spent millions in taxpayer money on luxury hotels, private jets, parties & million-dollar bonuses to themselves. Full story here: https://t.co/DScPUuGONA

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It's me I'm old

[sadgayboi @sadgayboi]

obsessed with the thing old people do during the trailers where they loudly say whether or not they would like to see a film

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@theesarahtonin and no matter how quickly you pick them off your bread is permanently tainted

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@ClutchPoints The finals