Johan zaik

Wielder of the Omega Beam, World Breaker, Enemy of High Father, Seeker of the anti-Left equation, and hears Yanny every time.

[Johan zaik @jzaik]

@SimoneBett Spain has allowed 1 goal this tournament. Argentina will score 3 goals, after the 85th minute. https://t.co/InAam6UEnL

[El barrio 👻 @EmmyHood01]

This is how Spain and Argentina made it to the World Cup Final 😂💀

POV: The grind to the biggest stage

Sunday gon' be mad! 🇪🇸🇦🇷 #WC2026

[Johan zaik @jzaik]

@SimoneBett https://t.co/8IesPd3aEd

[Messi Fanatic @MessiFanatic_]

This is so cruel 🤣😂😭

[Johan zaik @jzaik]

@SimoneBett @3rdCultureCamer https://t.co/Uq8pRPNgcs

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

Who made this? 😭

[Johan zaik @jzaik]

@SimoneBett My takeaway from this year's tournament. The 3 most pathetic teams, in order of magnitude.
3. Germany--I mean Paraguay?
2. Brazil--they'll never win again. A shell of their former selves
1. Italy--Where are they

They've won 13 of the 23 tournaments all time. SMDH.

[Johan zaik @jzaik]

@SimoneBett I was thinking what the score would be if it was US vs France. It might hit double digits. 10-0

[Johan zaik @jzaik]

@SimoneBett You can't beat a team with a 2-0 lead at the 79th minute. Something was strange here. Because this happened with Belgium and Senegal.

[Johan zaik @jzaik]

@SimoneBett I'm not sure about that England one though. Norway looks scary.

[Johan zaik @jzaik]

@Yakovolf Who carries a machete with them?

[Johan zaik @jzaik]

@Yakovolf No way that's a real tweet. No way.

[Johan zaik @jzaik]

@Yakovolf Capitalism at its finest.

[Johan zaik @jzaik]

@Yakovolf @RayRayy174 Ha. The plot thickens even more. Great insight Yako.

[Johan zaik @jzaik]

@Yakovolf @RayRayy174 Oh, interesting. Kafir/Kofer. I don't think I've ever heard those terms before, being used by actual Jews.
So, everyone is making a big issue over goyim, which literally just means 'the other'

[Johan zaik @jzaik]

@Yakovolf @RayRayy174 If it's not 'goy/im', then is there an equivalent hebrew word for kufar/kafir (in the negative context)?

[Johan zaik @jzaik]

@Yakovolf https://t.co/U4HAXFJs1I

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

These people seem bad

[Johan zaik @jzaik]

@Yakovolf https://t.co/DF2CnZPwJS

[Nate Friedman @NateFriedman97]

I asked this New Yorker who she wants for mayor.

-"I voted for Mamdani"

-"He's a socialist, do you think socialisim can work?"

-"No."

👍

[Johan zaik @jzaik]

@Yakovolf Interesting. But in the entire pantheon of USA vs Islam--- Iran hostage is pretty low tier. Lebanon marines bomb, WTC attack 1, and obviously 9/11 are higher tier. Not sure why he clings to 1979 Iran.

[Johan zaik @jzaik]

@Yakovolf Interesting. That guy was on OAN. Tracking down the timeline when the riyals started posting to his account.

[Johan zaik @jzaik]

@Yakovolf I read your substack and saw your response to the opposition below. I have a family member doing IVF right now. It cost upwards of 20K. Mainly for the drugs to prime the body into thinking it's pregnant (I never thought abt. that aspect of it).

[Johan zaik @jzaik]

@navium_exuro George Will was the hottest bitch ever.