jose zepeda

[jose zepeda @jzepeda1971]

@BleacherReport @ShamsCharania Sad that with all his talent he still resorts to insurance fraud so often. It's been said before, there a lot of sucka in his game.

[jose zepeda @jzepeda1971]

@akafacehots Which one of you got caught cheating?

[jose zepeda @jzepeda1971]

@PaulyShore When the news stopped doing the news, someone had to step in. William Carlos Williams said “Look what passes for the news and you will not find it there, but in despised poems.” Comics are this generation’s poets. They speak truth to power.

[John Hodgman @hodgman]

The sun rose where I am. I spent the night not sleeping in my hotel room. It was dark and slow and lonely.

I had thought if it happened it wouldn’t be as hard as last time. Because it would be less of a shock. But it was harder, actually, and for the same reason. No one went into this naively. This was chosen.

But now my people are checking in with me, and vice versa. The sun is up. I already feel less alone.

This is me checking in with you: you’re not alone and you’re NOT wrong. This is going to feel bad. It’s going to BE bad. But the sun rose. You deserve its warmth, every day, and we are already closer to a future in which this will be the fucked up past.

Take care of one another and yourself. See you tonight if that’s helpful to you.

[jose zepeda @jzepeda1971]

@allenanalysis I seriously thought this was Trump and Father Guido Sarducci.

[TrumpsTaxes (@trumpstaxes.com on bsky) @TrumpsTaxes]

Omg they did a male version of the ‘secret vote’ ad and it’s even better than the female version.

[jose zepeda @jzepeda1971]

@bomani_jones I don't see a Star on the side, so the Cowboys may have to get theirs elsewhere. Or use one for Mike McCarthy.

[jose zepeda @jzepeda1971]

@Ned98540733 I do miss Austin home cooking

[jose zepeda @jzepeda1971]

@LawyersAnd My brother’s cousins sister’s former nephew was there too and he told me that Brett high-fived Kamala and said, “I’m convinced and will be voting for you.”

[Echo @EchoDoesRadio]

Her poses as he responds. LMAOOOOOOO!!! #Debate2024

[jose zepeda @jzepeda1971]

@sulrossreads Rebel Pride shines so bright, I can see it all the way in Northern Virginia. You guys rock!

[jose zepeda @jzepeda1971]

@TodayInSportsCo @hornets GrandMama

[jose zepeda @jzepeda1971]

@ClutchPoints I think Shaq would give Joel something to flop about.

[jose zepeda @jzepeda1971]

@blacklionking73 Guess he’s never spun a Sturgil Simpson record…

[jose zepeda @jzepeda1971]

@historyrock_ Yngwie Malmsteen

[𓂀 𝕋𝔼𝔸ℍ 𓂀 @TeahCartel]

This is how you deal with cray Laura Loomer. Yes, this happened.

[jose zepeda @jzepeda1971]

@LakeShowYo Bronny (when LeBron finally gets his way and Team USA adds him to the roster).

[jose zepeda @jzepeda1971]

@PopDetective Would Tom Hanks’ shopping spree in “Joe Versus the Volcano” work? He even buys his chauffeur a tux!

[jose zepeda @jzepeda1971]

@BleacherReport @ChrisBHaynes https://t.co/5aNVPuJU1L