tired of these fucking deadbeat dads who only wanna see their kids for a fucking holiday that they have no grounds to even celebrate because they do fuckall for their kids every other day of the fucking year bro you can go straight to fucking hell
Things that have been invented since Grover Cleveland Alexander set the Phillies record for consecutive scoreless innings in 1911:
The zipper
Sliced bread
Numbers on baseball jerseys
Chocolate chip cookies
Traffic lights
The Titanic
Automated Ball Strike System