khi

avid lover of myself

[dominique☼ @saokodomi]

they must do casa the traditional way and movie night this season with this group. it’s more than necessary at this point.

[Nicolas is a cowboy @niggaolas]

Movie night title will be his signature “sincerely sincere”

[CARESHA ABEG @mortalslut]

Gabriel and Corbin taking turns harassing the female islanders for kisses

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Shut the fuck up

[Melody Lyons @melodymlyons]

When you get engaged, you think you’re about to spend the rest of your life with your best friend. It’s partially true. More likely, you will be spending most of your days apart and reconvening as two very tired souls in the evening. And much of your efforts in marriage will be spent trying to steal time from your obligations to spend it with your beloved.

Wrongly considered, it can be a persistent grief. Rightly considered, it can become a grand romantic adventure. Either way, I find that I often miss my husband. And my hope for his eventual retirement has nothing at all to do with a life of ease but with a deep and simple desire for his presence.

[- @chanteshanice_]

the most subtle but beautiful part about pregnancy is noticing the ways in which your baby moves/grows/interacts when you are doing things in or of love.

[Nathan Covey @nathan_covey]

Officially 1 month since I switched to a flip phone.

- Everyone is more severely addicted to their smartphones than I thought. Once you have a dumbphone, you'll frequently find yourself as the only person in the room not on their phone. It's not just teenagers, it's parents and adults of all ages. It's like everyone is stuck in a trance. 75+ year olds might be the only exception.

- All the objections I previously had for getting a dumbphone have turned out to be overblown and/or solvable. My iPhone addiction had fed my brain excuses to not do this earlier. If you really want to make the switch, you can.

- I've felt embarrassed to pull out my flip phone in public at times, for fear of being different or drawing too much attention to myself. But I have learned to just own up to it. Most people end up saying something like "Oh, I probably should do that too."

- I am using my brain more. Even though my flip phone has Waze, I find myself memorizing maps and roads. I'm more bored and get lost in my thoughts. I'm using paper and pen more. Increased desire for tangible things > digital things.

Overall, it has been a great experience and I plan on never going back.

[Gyal Ripken Jr @BigBichote]

Jay dropped a freestyle and addressed mad people. That’s how you do it. Nobody wanna hear 20 tracks of sneak dissing lol

[Laughingatyou @ADominion6FIG]

“Them crackers got your publishing go talk to them” Young Money, GET UP 😭

[SKYWTF✮ @SKWTFFF]

Jay Z when he sees papa bear:

[khi @k105__]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

he did a whole set under them hot ass lights and tht fro had no shrinkage? let me get on cecred website right damn now

[💎🍾 @TheRocSupremacy]

JAY-Z… Greatest rapper of all time, up 3 billion & married to Beyoncé… is supposed to be scared of *checks notes* Tory Lanez & Akademiks?

One n*gga sleeps on a plastic mattress & the other wishes he sleeps next to Drake.

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

I just don’t know how this man can respond to this. He can’t say he has more money than him, he can’t say anything about his wife, Jay owns his masters, might need to sit this one out and be a father.

[🫧 @backlessdress26]

i don’t want a man who’s into bush/prefers it shaved. i want a man who’s gonna accept whatever’s offered with humility and gratitude

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

I’m so glad this is a universal experience cause wtf everyone be on 😭

[goma @soigomaa]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG 😭😭 you just pulled a memory out of my head that i forgot even existed.. wow

[Michelle Maxwell ™ @MichelleMaxwell]

With everything we are hearing right now about ticks this seems like good information to share.

“Here’s what I’ve learned after more ticks than I care to count.
First, whatever your uncle told you, forget it. No matches. No nail polish. No Vaseline. No soap on a cotton ball. All of those do the same terrible thing, they stress the tick out, and a stressed tick empties its gut back into the bite before letting go. Which, if you think about what that actually means for a second, is literally how Lyme and the rest get transmitted so you’re not speeding up its exit. You’re making it throw up into you.
Fine-tipped tweezers. Grip right where the mouthparts enter the skin, not the body, the head. Pull straight up, steady, no twisting, no jerking. It’ll feel like it’s resisting because it is, the mouthparts are barbed. Just keep the pressure on and it lets go in a few seconds. If a piece breaks off in the skin, leave it alone. Your body pushes splinters out. Digging around with a needle does more damage then the fragment ever would.
Clean it with alcohol or soap. Wash your hands.
Now here’s the part most people skip: don’t flush the tick.
Tape it to an index card. Clear packing tape right over the body, write the date and where on your body it was, and stick the card in a drawer. If you come down with anything weird in the next 30 days, rash, fever, joint pain, that flu-that-isn’t-flu feeling, that tick goes with you to the doctor. Some labs will test the tick itself, which is faster and often more reliable than waiting for antibodies to show up in your own blood. A dated tick taped to a card is one of the most useful things you can hand a doctor who’s trying to figure out what’s wrong with you.
The other thing worth saying out loud: if the tick was engorged when you pulled it, and you can’t swear it was off your body within 24 hours, call your doctor that same day. Don’t wait for a rash. Fewer than three out of four Lyme cases even produce the classic bullseye. A single preventive dose of doxycycline within 72 hours of a deer tick bite cuts the Lyme odds way down, and most docs in tick country will write that prescription without giving you a hard time, especially if you walk in with the tick taped to a card and a clear timeline.”

[cashewrising @cashewrising]

everyone wants life to feel like sex and the city but no one wants to accidentally stay out way too late on a random weeknight or show up at a friends place unannounced

[Dior. @tylahdior]

when that liquor stopped getting me drunk 😂😂😂😂🤣