Apprentices bird is doing a pregnancy test, he banged her two days ago and she felt kicks last night
I’m not winding yous up, this is what I’m dealing with
Reason 52 why I can’t delete Facebook: a group called ‘Wetherspoons The Game!’ in which you put up a couple of photos of yourselves & explain the occasion, alongside the spoons you’re in. If you’ve got a good post, people will send you a drink. Nana doesn’t know what’s hit her 🤣