Billy Walsh

I wanna put it on the five point one

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

Purchased a lighter for the first time near my regular deli at work where an Asian lady works the counter, and she was so disappointed

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

Berkeley is the only city I’d consider for a house swap if I was still working a fake job

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

My burden is that I have perfect timing in nearly all aspects of life except romance

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

My once upon a time above average athletic ability has now atrophied into making me an exceptional jaywalker

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

Crazy how intentionally resting is actually good for you

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

Despite garbage train service, probably worst since I’ve moved here, this past week went by too fast

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

@sug4rpussss Real ones know!

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

People talk shit about Fulton, normal station tbh, but the real mind fuck is Atlantic Ave Barclays

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

Cooking is something you can actually learn overnight

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

I like being a judgmental person bc then it automatically gives me room to grow

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

I’m left with no choice other than to be an asshole to the two people on my floor who don’t hold the elevator

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

@tatithechin 🙏appreciate it

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

Nothing better than being a narcissist and getting an obstructed window view to stare at your reflection on the train

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

Dismissed. Alhamdulillah

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

Has anyone done jury duty at 320 Jay St? What's the scene like. I need to go there this week

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

Drinking diet Dr Pepper feels illegal

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

@ematearecee Box office. Sorry you had to go through all that, but makes for tremendous content

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

Has anyone done jury duty at 320 Jay St? What's the scene like. I need to go there this week

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

@taterthottttt All day? Nooo. Appreciate the heads up!

[Billy Walsh @k3tlag]

It used to be so easy to eradicate bad takes online, but now they’re everywhere so what use does coming on here serve anymore