Firefly

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@MakeBoobooGreat 😂

[Firefly @k4929680]

@MakeBoobooGreat China is so crazy.

[Captain Booboo @MakeBoobooGreat]

Cyberbullying a pregnant woman to death in order to avenge a woman who was cyberbullied to death. The Chinese internet has successfully invented the perpetual motion machine of digital toxicity. It’s a flawless moral ouroboros over a $1.40 potato. You literally cannot write a better script.

The lore: On Oct 6, a customer got mad that a street vendor didn't give her extra potatoes for her $1.40 (10 RMB) snack. She posted a viral hit piece. The internet formed a mob and harassed the 33-year-old vendor (a struggling mom of two) so relentlessly that she jumped into a river and died 3 days later.

The plot twist: The internet found out the original reviewer is pregnant. So the mob’s brilliant solution to the tragedy of cyberbullying... is to instantly pivot 180 degrees and cyberbully the pregnant woman to death. She tried to post a clarification defending herself, and the mob just hit her with a second wave of psychological warfare for "making excuses."

Millions of people utilizing lethal cyberbullying to protest lethal cyberbullying. A free-to-play Battle Royale over root vegetables. Absolute cinema.

[Captain Booboo @MakeBoobooGreat]

We have reusable rockets landing themselves on floating ocean platforms, but somehow the tech industry expects me to pay a $9.99 monthly subscription for an AI water bottle to remind me how to swallow

Can't wait for my water bottle to brick itself during a software update and leave me to die of dehydration in my own living room

[Firefly @k4929680]

@BillyhamLens They have always been like this. This is their crisis management.

[Firefly @k4929680]

@BillyhamLens The plot of the movie is so crazy.

[Firefly @k4929680]

@BillyhamLens Obviously Musk has infinite resources, but the core principle of 'learn by fixing actual problems' is free

[Captain Booboo @MakeBoobooGreat]

The algorithm hates my original content, so I unleashed a wild animal on my own UI. Please drop a like before he destroys my router next.

[Captain Booboo @MakeBoobooGreat]

I willingly paid a massive corporation to strap me tightly into a mechanical contraption that I couldn't escape from. They launched me hundreds of feet into the air at terrifying speeds, violently throwing me upside down. I was helplessly screaming for my life alongside two dozen other terrified hostages for three whole minutes before they finally released us.
— Best rollercoaster ever! Let's go queue up again.

[Firefly @k4929680]

@Matildaghosts1 @goenmuumeyone もし犬が食べ物を守る行為で人を噛む場合、どのように対処すればよいでしょうか。関連する教材動画をご推薦いただけますか？誠実にご教示ください

[Firefly @k4929680]

@FsTdwsih @inari_shoten それから君は彼らと同じくずになった、笑える

[Firefly @k4929680]

@WMoo123456 @SanUvacha @MarioNawfal @FIFAWorldCup So Chinese people worship Indians very much? 😄 It‘s very funny.

[Firefly @k4929680]

@zhang_shiju @ThomasXia7ujq @DAIWA7777777 可唔可以具體一啲呢？例如呢個伊波拉病毒。你係點睇㗎？

[Firefly @k4929680]

@hk2019freehk 其實個老竇係咪應該自己檢討吓呢？你屋企有冇家庭環境可以令到個仔女好自然咁講出廣東話，我好懷疑佢老婆唔係廣東人，唔識講廣東話，如果唔係你冇可能個仔唔識講嘅！咁樣嘅教育方式只會令到佢更加覺得廣東話令人討厭。當然對比九成冇守護廣東話嘅家長好好多啦。

[Firefly @k4929680]

@alendamian @cuichenghao @Lioon76280vh I want to ask what kind of reaction that girl might have? Or what happened to you and your colleagues around you laughed at you. How do you feel? This is a question. I want to know your culture. What do you think?

[Firefly @k4929680]

@JesusIsMyKingX amen

[Firefly @k4929680]

@marvinmusk 馬斯克悟空的火箭擁抱エロン・ゴクのロケットハグกอดจรวดของอีลอนโกคุElon GokusRaketenumarmung#funny#music#ai#suno#elon
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@apricot_906 @elonmusk 馬斯克悟空的火箭擁抱エロン・ゴクのロケットハグกอดจรวดของอีลอนโกคุElon GokusRaketenumarmung#funny#music#ai#suno#elon
https://t.co/qFYBq4iTYz

[Firefly @k4929680]

@apricot_906 @elonmusk Good

[Firefly @k4929680]

@dingertoken @elonmusk 馬斯克悟空的火箭擁抱エロン・ゴクのロケットハグกอดจรวดของอีลอนโกคุElon GokusRaketenumarmung#funny#music#ai#suno#elon
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