Karrl

[Karrl @k4rrl]

It's just the weight of my body crashing down on my feetis #kenzkenz

[Karrl @k4rrl]

That's when you hold her down and shove wasabi up her nose! #bitchstolemysushi

[Karrl @k4rrl]

And you can't actually access the battery

[Karrl @k4rrl]

But the long hand is the hour hand for some reason

[Karrl @k4rrl]

It works sometimes

[Karrl @k4rrl]

It's a kappa kappa clock

[Karrl @k4rrl]

"I think because of like, drugs and stuff, they don't trust us" #favoritekidquotes

[Karrl @k4rrl]

"I'm taking your nipple to the tundra" #excusemewhat #lawl

[Karrl @k4rrl]

"Sir are you opening? I wish to be turnt" #georgeatthebar

[Karrl @k4rrl]

"Something just made me shit my pants.... I think it was Bronk" #bradshaww

[Karrl @k4rrl]

Thank you for flying airSteins. Please fasten your seatbelt in case of turbulence and dont open your mouth for there may be bugs #airSteins

[Karrl @k4rrl]

"Do you wanna go cruise for some chicks at HEB real quick?" #owenwasthere #alpha

[Karrl @k4rrl]

"It's 500 acres you dumb bitch" #favoritemoment

[Karrl @k4rrl]

"God is a lot like the moonwalking bear" #keynote

[Karrl @k4rrl]

"Man, we can't talk about sex anymore" @bmittel12

[Karrl @k4rrl]

"I'm not gonna be able to convince these kids of anything Jesus-ey so don't talk to me" @bmittel12 #churchcamp #lol

[Karrl @k4rrl]

The saddest episode of Fresh Prince is on 😩 #cant

[Karrl @k4rrl]

"Sorry, I talk with my hands when I go full thug" #jennylovescats

[Eric Whitacre @EricWhitacre]

Who is this Paul McCartney? He boutta blow up thanks to Kanye!

[Karrl @k4rrl]

"Dude, turn that off. My butt hole is pouring sweat right now" #ohmahkis