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experiencing extreme depressive thoughts

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let’s have (sex)

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she think until I am

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How dare you discredit my ball

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I wanted to smoke a cig but my hair was wet n it’s cold so I put a hat on and suddenly I was in elementary school post lice shampoo

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bidet water hit perfect spot perfect temperature it was like peeing in reverse

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biting my tongue I will not ask local muscle dudes if they circle jerk I am a grown woman

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old man asked if I ever spend extra time on my job’s bidet….

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thinking about that time I was sick and all I could eat was corn… I pooed nothing but corn it was all corn

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Woman holding pillow waifu is asking if you wanna go to pen island

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put Alexa in cooch vajarvis u up?

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musicians say things like “by touch I mean your feel” and we just let them

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If all you do is talk about yourself eventually the people around you will no longer share their lives with you period.

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@dontracter Aw!

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I love love when i see people without their partners i think aw i bet they miss them aw

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oh no

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@dontracter yesssahhhh yay yay yay

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was talking to someone about how my hair color is the highly debated brown or dirty blonde and they said “you must be really dirty” and I was like “ohh no I’m clean!!”

it really makes sense that I’m single

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Sorry for behaving strange im not normal!

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