Kevin

THE BACKEND GUY 🥷🏻|| LFC 🫶🏻 || LM10❤️🦅

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Bro to bro you must cognize the fact that a woman’s tears, no matter how profuse, aren’t automatic proof of honesty.

She can be wailing, tears streaming down her cheeks, catarrh pouring from her nostrils, eyes hyperemic AF…

and still be lying. Stay woke.

[𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐄 @stillthatabee]

The rat in your kitchen at 2am when you switch on the light

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

If to say i don marry nah this night i for vex flog all my children

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

🇨🇩 In 1998 in the Congo, lightning struck a football match and killed all 11 players on one team but left the other team completely unharmed.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

don’t worry, Diomande goes to Real Madrid as Klopp went to Germany. Ask about the fake news yesterday on Man City bidding €100m for Diomande when they’ve been out for days, and when Madrid were already advancing. They are good at talking about others (not even that good, they can’t even tag me 🤣) but… check your own news first, then talk about me. 🤗

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

We should understand people's scope of work.

One is a freelance & the other works for a news agency.

Your bra!n is brown

[Titanium @akinkunmi]

I spent the last week making sure my sister thinks I'm broke and wouldn't be able to get her anything for her birthday, then, this happened. 😂❤️

[Sam. O. @Sammyporsche17]

“Bro abeg you fit…….”

[5STAR💈 @5starbarber_1]

Early this year, I applied for NELFUND loan even after my parent had already paid my school fees. When I told my guys about it, they said bad things about taking a loan and all that. Me that took the loan coz I needed to change my faulty iPhone 7 that was giving me issues and I had to get serious with my life since I’ll be graduating soon. The money sha drop o, 270k😮😳 in my ZENITH bank account. I bought an iPhone 11 that day and bought 3 months bluetick on here coz I had little motion that time. I just locked in and started posting consistently since I had a device already. Months later, I made my first MILLION on this same app🥹❤️. Alhamdulilah sha. Take that bold step today🫵

[𝐿𝑢𝑠ℎ//𝑃𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑚𝑒 𝑃𝑙𝑢𝑔 ❤︎ @ms___dale]

This babe bought a Range Rover as her first car, one person commented “you go open the bonnet pass the door”

😭😭😭

Are you people mad? 😭

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

How Vini lookalike wan chop now?😭

[Flo Flo National™🇨🇮 ⭐⭐⭐🇨🇮 @FlorentFokouo1]

Ma copine a eu le Visa Canada🇨🇦 je l'ai accompagné à l'aéroport. À la séparation j'entends sa maman dire ne reviens pas ici sans un mari.

Moi : 😭

[Ayomide Tayo @AOT2]

I hope she knows the NFF doesn’t pay Super Eagles on time

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

Vini jr trying to unlock his phone with Face ID.

[Selección Argentina in English @AFASeleccionEN]

Argentina 🩵

[Selección Argentina in English @AFASeleccionEN]

Simply 𝐀𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐚, don’t try to understand it ❤️🇦🇷

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

Just found out Calvin Klein is gay.

I've been paying double the price my whole life for underwear with a gay man's name on it.

[Lykmolee @Moleetha1st]

“are you guys moving out?” Said my rich Relative when he opened our fridge

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

NAME THE PRESIDENT 😂😂😂😂