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@hajime2e 宗像教授曾經考證過。

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@graveofethics

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@GundamBro 基連的野望。

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@Deaberchen ナタル・バジルールは優秀な士官だ。あんなひどい脚本の展開がなければ、もっと活躍できたはずだ。

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@GamingWednesday 配信の最後は、ボブ・ロスのアート教室みたいになった。

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@garupan 可以開這種戰車嗎？

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@starknights_PR 那個髮型……

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@Tomo_Eokaiteru 魔神像。

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@louis88335228 @Bien0498 住在地球上的調整者更多啊！

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@AnaliseGeopol @RenanGaguin

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@SPQRPaxRomana Valor Mortis

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“Your mother was quite the talented Potions Witch, Harry. She could brew anything from Wolfsbane to meth. It was truly a sight to behold”

“WHAT?!”

“Well, how did you think they kept me in check during the full moon?” Lupin replied calmly. “The Potions professor in our era was nowhere near as good as Snape is today, so I had to get my Wolfsbane from somewhere.”

“NO, I MEAN THE METH THING!” Harry shouted. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY MOTHER COOKED METH?!”

“Well, she didn't at first. But the Order was running out of money during the war, and we needed a way to convince the residents of Knockturn Alley not to side with Voldemort. Your mother provided a solution.”

Lupin nodded thoughtfully.

“She introduced us to a wonderful Muggle substance called meth. We had Mundungus deal it in Knockturn Alley. It made us enough money to last through the war, and the residents agreed not to side with Voldemort as long as we kept supplying them.”

“I—WHAT—WAIT—MY MOTHER WAS—HOW DID SHE EVEN—WHAT?!”

“Oh, don't worry, Harry. She stopped cooking after she became pregnant with you. For your health, she said.” Lupin tried to placate him.

Harry stared at him, utterly speechless.

“...Of course, it turned out that Voldemort had been buying from her supply. When she stopped, he went on a rampage trying to get his fix. He even broke into your parents' house in a fit of withdrawal, hoping to force her to cook for him again.”

Lupin paused.

“Unfortunately, he ended up killing her by accident.”

“...”

“...Did nobody tell you about this?”

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@leemarh7099 這個創作讓我笑出聲了。

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@logan0241 舊圖？

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@WildeWongza9i @parksundal0528 嬴蕩

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@SPQRPaxRomana 身上插了23把刀的男人。

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@atusi0519 但是他晚年只剩下僕人和狗陪伴。

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@parksundal0528 在拜占庭帝國裡，這是稀鬆平常之事，不足為奇。

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@kazehana000 メトーデ：

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@DerkMage @grok @CenturiiC 你也可以選擇熟女。