Kate

future something // I was planning to be famous by now

[Arkan Almasri 🇵🇸 @AlmasriHaifa]

Guess who got a perfect score on the psychology exam at medical school despite all the suffering in Gaza?

[Emily S. Bremer @emilysbremer]

The best way to find typos is to reread the draft you’ve already circulated.

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Previous scholars have argued that it is so over. In this paper, however, I posit that we are so back

[i am @hotter]

soft launching my disappearance

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

I could never be a 911 operator. Whenever someone would call I’d be like OMG

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

And suddenly i didn’t want to be anyone’s girlfriend anymore

[ro ⭐️ @thiinwrists]

hey sorry i didn’t respond for 3 days i was like really fucking fat

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Jesus died for our sins. So if we don't sin, he died for nothing.

[Hubert Thieblot @hthieblot]

My Uber driver in SF said he’s working on a startup, then asked me to sign an NDA before telling me the idea 😂

[Kate @k8Jablonski]

Guillotine had the opportunity to be the prettiest word in the English language and it’s not even pronounced like that, womp womp

[kai @watanabe_kai_]

job market so bad I'm actually pursuing my dreams

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

“It’s ok I know what I was doing [marrying a model]” - my dad, whenever my mom does something absolutely insane

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

International law students should just go ahead major in literature since y’all are dealing with fiction anyway.

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

I don’t think I’ve ever pleased the Court

[Kath🌺 @Opokuaaaaa]

and embarrass yourself a lot in pursuit of your goals.

[🦢 @meishato]

i used to have this mental illness where i thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind

[trash jones @jzux]

nothing like wrapping presents to remind you that you suck and you can’t do anything right and you will never amount to anything

[🦢 @damnidc__]

I don’t mean to sound like your mom but the lack of routine and discipline in life, waking up without purpose, being idle and spending too much time on the bed with your phone will lead to terrible mental health. That’s a given.

[Sam 👁️ @SamtheNightOwl]

"anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law" well i guess there's exceptions to every rule lol good job

[David French @DavidAFrench]

Keep him here. Sheltering heroic defectors from tyranny is kinda definitional to who we are.