‘don’t have pets you can’t afford’ is a generally cool sentiment but very outdated since we need to chat about the private equity elephant in the room buying up all of the vets and making tooth extractions $1500
Today’s Muppets of the Day are the Baby Asparagus!
After the chickens flock to Paul Simon during his Muppet Show guest appearance, Gonzo turns his attention to asparagus, including trying to hatch them. Astonishingly, he succeeds, but they end up imprinting on Kermit.
When the world seems close to pear shaped,
When leaders fill you with despair
When things look dark and dreary
And love seems far too rare -
CUDDLE A DUCK
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Hamilton drives people insane in a special way because of the tension between the absurd bad-taste conception of nearly every element of the show and the monumental, immaculate craftsmanship with which every one of those elements is presented
We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me