maybe: kb

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[maybe: kb @k8dmaybe]

Not a damn thing other than how pretty the back of my eyelids lookin

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

i’m jealous of people who fall asleep fast, like dang so nothings on your mind lol

[maybe: kb @k8dmaybe]

@PopCrave @PrimeVideo @YouKnowZach this is a moment w ur name on it

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I’d break up with someone over this lol

[maybe: kb @k8dmaybe]

@klcantrell_ One time they told me “she doesn’t like turkey” 🥲

[maybe: kb @k8dmaybe]

@YouKnowZach circa 2015 Katie who was forced to stand in front of your television singing both parts of Defying Gravity while you sat on the couch clapping is QUAKING

[Tim Popp, Six, Squish, Uh uh... @popphits]

When I was a teen, Gia on Full House, was the baddest bitch on TV. Sorry to the Euphoria Girlies and the Pretty Little Liars but they don't make them like this anymore.

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

The best art is created from struggle and sadness,,, da anthology is sad and real and Taylor,,, It makes me wanna punch anyone that hurt that woman’s feelings,,, but no one can punch them worse than Taylor and her piano and pen.

happy she found happiness
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[annika💒 @simulacrababy]

taking adderall at the beach so i can focus on relaxing and having fun

[maybe: kb @k8dmaybe]

@Hardcore_Corn And then she’ll nap right through the LOUDEST part of whatever she’s watching

[maybe: kb @k8dmaybe]

just replaced a doorknob by myself. Hashtag women in STEM

[maybe: kb @k8dmaybe]

I love fb bc someone asks how to keep their escape artist kid in a car seat & the advice ranges from gentle parenting reward systems all the way to suggesting they gently break check the unbuckled child to teach them a lesson🤣😭

[maybe: kb @k8dmaybe]

twitter has me laughin and laughin this morning

[maybe: kb @k8dmaybe]

@Hardcore_Corn Using this tweet as blackmail

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

the toilet paper in the primary cabin on Below Deck:

[maybe: kb @k8dmaybe]

@Hardcore_Corn Chelsea’s