Kate Donlin

you’re taller than I thought you would be

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

When I was in high school I lost my phone but someone turned it in and to prove it was mine I had to describe the lock screen photo and it was this

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

*Draco Malfoy voice* my therapist will hear about this

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

Why did the Home Alone family have so many mannequins?

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

Carrie Underwood’s lawyer: *listens to Before He Cheats* okay so plausible deniability is out

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

It’s always a good day when the word BOOTY appears in the crossword

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

Is there anything better than nachos? No. No there isn’t.

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

Sometimes I am a thoughtful consumer and sometimes I buy toothpaste just because the flavor is “blast” and I’m curious

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

Another day another person at work calling me Kathy/Katie/Katelyn/etc

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

To everyone at Sea-Tac who let me cut the security line this morning: thank you. I made my flight. I need my inhaler, but I made it.

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

The greatest birthday gift I could ever have received is the dancing toothless meme

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

Went out to coffee in my hometown and only saw 4 people from my high school ✅

[The Kingfisher @TheKingfisher18]

WHO JUST LOST TO THE ILLINI FOR THE THIRD STRAIGHT TIME???

WHO JUST WENT 0-10 ALL TIME AGAINST BIG BRET???

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

@TSA I just landed at DTW and noticed a bag unattended in the bottom carrier of an airport wheelchair. (Outside baggage claim at Evan’s terminal door 3)I tried to notify security but couldn’t find an airport employee in the whole place. What do I do?

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

When I was a kid I wanted to read every book in the entire library and now that I’m an adult I want to read every book in the entire library

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

Surprise Chapstick is when you kiss someone who has just put on chapstick

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

They should have karaoke bars at airports. On a completely related note I LOVE chaos

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

Happy flag day to just me and my vexillologist pals

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

Search your name on Spotify and make a playlist that’s all love songs to you

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

The guy at the shawarma shop said I have “impeccable energy” so I’m gonna ride that for a while thanks

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

Someone please explain how I just got a splinter from closing a car door

[Kate Donlin @k8donlin]

I’m in a bar that’s playing the hamster dance