Kate

good intentions, blunt delivery

[Kate @k8howard]

Older I get the more I like Nicole Kidman as an actress

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I wish more sports games would be at 8 am on a Sunday. That’s a morning mass I could get with

[Kate @k8howard]

The world is absolutely stupid rn but every night Lou and I pick a spot to meet in our dreams and it’s one of my favorite parts of the day #seeyaattherollercoastergirl

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“Mom I’m not finger painting, I’m moving the paint on the paper with my finger”

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One person stays in DND, the other doesn’t know what DND is and they marry each other

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New ick unlocked: men with LV luggage bags

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IM SO SICK OF WINTER

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Is it too early to start some sunflower seeds? #gardeningadvice

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If u have pics of ur ex on social media apps u still actively use, I will be judging #letitgoooo

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Ya ever feel sry it’s not workin out for someone but also aren’t welcoming to ‘em tryna infiltrate ur sunny day with their own shit storm? #miserylovescompany I suppose

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Current manifestation: spring will spring early after this hellacious winter #twitterdumpjournal

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“Can I come to ur school and teach ur students how to be nice to you?”
Yes Lou, plz do

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#thankful a Tyler Childers song was chosen instead of a Zach Bryan song for our first dance #howluckyarewe

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Why is it when u hit a fly or mosquito out of the air it doesn’t die?

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My husband frustrates me at times when he’s tinkering in the garage or hunting, but at least he isn’t playing video games. That frustration would be much worse

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I’ve been wishing my kid will say she wants to be anything other than a werewolf??? For Halloween despite her 2 months of consistent answers to whaddya wanna be for Halloween? Like no dude we’re not being werewolves

[Kate @k8howard]

Today was a pinball kinda day and I was the pinball

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Lou: *sneezes*
Me: bless you
Lou: no I wanted to bless me!!!!!
#toddlers #imissnaptime

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Summer break is over. School inservice has started. Today was a long day, only to be capped off by my dog jumping into a clean basket of laundry and farting on it 👍🏼