Kate Langton

You live but once; you might as well be amusing. -C.C.

[Kate Langton @k8lang10]

Liam, a local, pub frequenter, shuffling out of said pub:

"Bye Kate, I'm off"
"Gone already Liam?"
"Yes. I'm off to babysit the grandkids...*covers mouth and chuckles* "..after 4 pints!"
*Begins laughing again and shuffles out*

Stereotypes came from somewhere I guess.

[Kate Langton @k8lang10]

Whoever pranked @willbur2013 I love you forever and will pay you at least 20 bucks and all the rainbow cookies you want #yoursecretissafewithme

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

8-year-old: Someone said they didn't like my singing.

Me: What did you do?

8: Got louder for the encore.

[Kate Langton @k8lang10]

@Patrick_Schmitt I'm counting down the days 🙏

[Kate Langton @k8lang10]

I have 4 different currencies in my purse right now and am on US soil for the first time this year... #realitycheck

[Kate Langton @k8lang10]

At the pub, chatting about the day:

John: Kate, what time did you jump in swimming today?
Me: Oh, about 12, I'd say.
John: Really? There was a tsunami in Youghal (next town over) shortly after that..

Thank you John. Your kindness is overwhelming. 🙄😂

[Kate Langton @k8lang10]

@maddilangton How is this my fault?? 🤨

[Kate Langton @k8lang10]

Celebrate days leading up to your birthday? Not for me. I celebrate every day there's cake left over after that I can have for breakfast. #therealparty

[maddilangs @maddilangton]

You know you look like your sister when a complete stranger tries to throw you in the ocean and still doesn’t realize it’s not the person he thinks it is.

[Kate Langton @k8lang10]

Conversations I never thought would be normal:

"Wow Kate, you've got some color on you, nice tan!"

"Thanks!.....It's real!"

"No way, wow. I hate you."

#IrishProbs

[The Office Quotes @TheOffice___]

The best love story ever ❤️

[Kate Langton @k8lang10]

Buy someone a drink. It will get you further in life than you ever thought...even if it's just free lessons on a pottery wheel #winning

[Kate Langton @k8lang10]

@Devin_Hubbard_ @jishlonton @Boulevard_Beer This is a statement I never thought I'd see...

[Bigg Trevv @bigg_trevv]

Life is just a never ending cycle of laundry

[Kate Langton @k8lang10]

Winter this year is the last guy at the party making loops "looking for his shoes" hoping you'll just tell him to stay on the couch. No. Get out.

[Kate Langton @k8lang10]

There's nothing like a windy day for your hair and lip gloss to get together #ForbiddenLove

[The Onion @TheOnion]

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