a sicko for cabaret

Mary Poppins, meets Zsa Zsa Gabor. Just stoned at the nail salon.

[a sicko for cabaret @k8lynhowell]

Yeah I’m a fan of sci-fi

[a sicko for cabaret @k8lynhowell]

What’d I miss?

[a sicko for cabaret @k8lynhowell]

My birthday isn’t until next week and I’m trying to break the cycle

[a sicko for cabaret @k8lynhowell]

Girlhood is spending all month excited for your birthday and then spending your birthday like this

[SHEA FROM THE BAY @SheaFromTheBay]

A newbie clocking an OG like this is quite impressive actually. #RHOSLC

[a sicko for cabaret @k8lynhowell]

Heather Dubrow kinda sucks holy shit #RHOC

[Shell @Shellerina_]

Please please please let me get what i want

[a sicko for cabaret @k8lynhowell]

When Santa brought me a Barbie minivan instead of a Barbie party bus

[a sicko for cabaret @k8lynhowell]

Not to brag but my therapist was ~slightly alarmed~ by my Red Bull intake

[a sicko for cabaret @k8lynhowell]

A real housewife having a drink thrown at her is the Bravo version of “getting slimed”

[a sicko for cabaret @k8lynhowell]

The Mormon Wives walking into Sunday school after everyone streamed season 1

[a sicko for cabaret @k8lynhowell]

This is how I feel when I share my little creative projects with the internet

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Me when I smoke alone

[a sicko for cabaret @k8lynhowell]

Imagine a season of southern charm where everyone is a muppet but Madison

[a sicko for cabaret @k8lynhowell]

It’s physically impossible for me to not see austen as a muppet

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Queens Madison and Austen are in the #SouthernCharm confessional chairs today looking fabulous 😍

[a sicko for cabaret @k8lynhowell]

So happy to be alive during the Phaedra-ssance.

[a sicko for cabaret @k8lynhowell]

@DubrowParasite She’s trying to con us all

[a sicko for cabaret @k8lynhowell]

Can we talk about “Dr.” Sara and her fake ass storylines? $45k for one podcast appearance? And what do you mean your maid almost kidnapped your son?? Why is he giggling and chiming in about his attempted abduction??? Mam!

[Dylan Hafer @thedylanhafer]

hitting my pen and putting on my fair lady at 10:30 on a sunday

[a sicko for cabaret @k8lynhowell]

Thank god Harry Styles came up with something different

[Kyle Lewis @KeepItFiveStar]

It’s the 33rd anniversary of Doug today so here’s the problematic sushi music that has been in my head for 33 years