Thank you @KygoMusic for being my top-streamed Artist of the Decade! Still the best show I’ve ever seen at @RedRocksCO ❤️❤️❤️ #SpotifyWrapped Thank you @KygoMusic https://t.co/5gHpHOLh2C
Kept getting told I looked so nice and professional at work today when in reality I didn’t finish doing laundry so it was all I had left in my closet... #fashionista
So my roommate is applying to jobs in Denver and today he got asked what his birthday was to ensure he was “astrologically comparable” with the staff...
Would like to note that today the professor I TA for had me share with the entire class how I sprained my ankle.... #FirstImpressions#killinthegame https://t.co/AA6TE1j4mO
Got a cavity filled today by the new, young & attractive dentist. After flirting a bit he numbed my mouth and I proceeded to drool all over for the following 20 minutes while he filled my cavity. Men are into that, right? #foreveralone
Every night I tell myself I’m going to go to bed right after I reply to one email and the next thing I know it’s an hour later and I’m googling Paris Hilton’s trendiest outfits from 2007. #struggle#bus#sendhelp