gave my niece and neph a POV on facetime of getting on the bus and paying the fare then i sat down and said now i have to go cause it’s really rude to facetime on the bus and my niece nodded gravely and said “just call when you get home”
saw someone i know at a bar earlier and he gestured to two people and said “this is my brother and his girlfriend” so i said “hello my brother and his girlfriend” and no one laughed so im bringing it here
VJ Edgecombe, after growing up watching LeBron James and the Miami Heat — on TV more than any other team in The Bahamas — with a hell of an Instagram story:
someone’s younger brother left with one of our sea turtle books yesterday so this OTHER kid made a wanted poster and glued it to the window. “so everyone knows”
i love that my cat will outlive me and be my niece’s cat and her kids’ (or niece’s) cat and my cat will live forever and be loved by people who i love who i am also making up in my mind i have my period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!