ya gurl k8

a compilation of random thoughts

[ya gurl k8 @k8stendler]

My one career skill is telling old guys they are sketchy. They give me the best costs in the market because I’m “sassy.”

[ya gurl k8 @k8stendler]

An email from my dad to reinforce limiting the word “like” from my vocabulary.

Peep the subject line.

[ya gurl k8 @k8stendler]

My bracket logic for this game:
Creighton sounds like the bad guy (Clayton) in the Disney movie Tarzan. Therefore San Diego will win.

[ya gurl k8 @k8stendler]

@micaelaharris_ 100% agree. My one issue is that I fit into the “curvy style” when my ass if flatter than a pancake.

[ya gurl k8 @k8stendler]

Watching A Cinderella Story with my boyfriend
Me: “this is the most romantic part, Austin finally falls in love with Sam”
Ryan : “what the hell was that tackle? Worst football I’ve ever seen”
Me: “literally the target audience does not care about that part at all”

[ya gurl k8 @k8stendler]

@yikesbikesss Thats twatty of you. Drink a bottle of wine and tell me the lyrics dont make you feel some type of wayyyy

[Lillian Stone @originalspinstr]

can’t believe that pioneer women used to churn butter for hours without even listening to a podcast about bigfoot

[ya gurl k8 @k8stendler]

Oh you know, just riding an emotional rollercoaster watching #SquidGame

[ya gurl k8 @k8stendler]

Male answers only:

Have you ever owned a bath robe?

[ya gurl k8 @k8stendler]

@ctown3721 Confirming this is true for us as well

[ya gurl k8 @k8stendler]

The moment I realized I am the worlds biggest people pleaser:

[ya gurl k8 @k8stendler]

Friday afternoons while working from home should only include doing laundry, texting friends about weekend plans, and flicking the bean… not serious work conversations. 😒

[ya gurl k8 @k8stendler]

@beegeezies I miss it too! Especially when someone had some juicy stories!

[ya gurl k8 @k8stendler]

Grandmas take on twitter: “it’s a site you go on to get a list of jokes?”

She’s not 100% wrong.

[ya gurl k8 @k8stendler]

@beegeezies That’s actually so cute

[ya gurl k8 @k8stendler]

@LukeQuincy Okay Andy, what else ya got?

[ya gurl k8 @k8stendler]

@LukeQuincy 😉

[ya gurl k8 @k8stendler]

When you’re reading do you:
1)Say each word in your head “out loud”
2)Read it without saying each work

[ya gurl k8 @k8stendler]

@ctown3721 @PartyWithStrat What if the girls he watches are large chested blondes when you’re a flat brunette?? 😑

[ya gurl k8 @k8stendler]

Im not necessarily a football fanatic but this is a juicy headline.