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tired, uninspired, kinda lonely

[k8G @k8vlag]

Ate 6 pieces of pizza and a bowl of soup at work today. My coworkers thought it was impressive, so I told them the story about eating 40 pieces of sushi and now I’m the CEO of the company.

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

heartbreaking: this youtube documentary that’s right up your street is presented by someone whose voice pisses you off within the first 10 seconds

[yod @codde_e]

I cry in the shower everyday over Whitney Houston’s cover of “Nobody Loves Me Like You Do” ….. Where’s my Rolling Stone article??

[DUTTS @jeffersondutton]

Big Bird is like 3000 times the size of a bird. "Big" doesn't even begin to describe it. They should call him the yellow freak

[Tommy @tommyob95]

How do I bet on this

[mel @memegodmel]

I wasn't even gonna drink tonight man

[k8G @k8vlag]

Having an a cat named Lucifer is fun cause I can only imagine that the lady who lives downstairs hears me yell “Lucifer” and thinks I’m worshipping.

[Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker]

ronald reagan, usually

[Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

New York yearns for the authenticity and self-assured mess of Chicago

[k8G @k8vlag]

Today I learned there was an “I Hate Barney Society” founded by a man who was offended his 3yo daughter liked Barney more than him and he felt left out… so instead of emotionally coping… he started a club and went on the news.

[mK @makiyahmk]

I be ready to talk to my friends 7am sharp😭

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

“I have done that,” said Toad,
and he crossed out.

[k8G @k8vlag]

This IT support hold music is going so hard for no reason. I’m already stressed out, could really use some smooth jazz.

[k8G @k8vlag]

There is still hope for us all 🙏

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kraft is bringing back the SpongeBob SquarePants mac and cheese after a decade off shelves.

[k8G @k8vlag]

@rachielamp Watching it happen in real time was a beautiful experience

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

The comeback of the century fr

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

tonight will be the night I will fall for you

[k8G @k8vlag]

Work to be done, naps to be had

[k8G @k8vlag]

This week I’ve taken on way too much and all I have to show for it is stress, a fridge that needs cleaning and a to-do list waiting for me on Tuesday to start it all over again ❤️

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

11 years ago today, Club Penguin renovated the Coffee Shop.