Kate🖖🏽

Basic SAHM and Trekkie

[Kate🖖🏽 @k8writer]

Every good mom knows if raspberries are less than $3/pint, you better eat them THAT DAY

[Kate🖖🏽 @k8writer]

You either have 0 packs of ketchup in the car or 50. There’s no in between.

[Kate🖖🏽 @k8writer]

Sure I’ll take a receipt. I want to make you, a complete stranger, think I keep my finances in order.

[Kate🖖🏽 @k8writer]

This exists

[Kate🖖🏽 @k8writer]

Real friends share the ‘print recipe’ link when sharing a recipe, not the blog post.

[Kate🖖🏽 @k8writer]

You know you’re old when you’re excited to see The Red Hot Chili Pipers but you’ve never even heard their music.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Hot dad summer kit

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Awwww …I guess …..He in heaven turning up!

[trash jones @jzux]

me at 16: i am going to be so successful when i grow up

me now: maybe someday i will have enough energy to start a hobby

[Kate🖖🏽 @k8writer]

Things said in my home today:

“Why is that plate covered in milk?”

“Why is your bike in the bathroom?”

“If I owned curious George I’d seriously get rid of him.”

[Kate🖖🏽 @k8writer]

Courtesy disciplining: when i discipline my kid in front of another adult because my kid is misbehaving but I don’t actually care that my kid is misbehaving.

[Kate🖖🏽 @k8writer]

Me, at the beach, staring at the family sitting at the picnic table in the perfect shady spot that my family sat at when we were there 2 weeks ago.

[Kate🖖🏽 @k8writer]

My husband’s last words are going to be “I need to mow the lawn.”

[Kate🖖🏽 @k8writer]

There are only 3 types of dogs:big guys, little guys, and pit bulls

[Kate🖖🏽 @k8writer]

Imagine how many people are smoking weed with John Lennon in heaven rn

[Kate🖖🏽 @k8writer]

@BDGarp I’m sorry, it does really suck.

[McDad @mcdadstuff]

Unloading the dishwasher loudly at 6:30am is the best way to get credit for it

[Kate🖖🏽 @k8writer]

“According to @realGulDukat ‘s Twitter, things aren’t looking good for trump” is a real thing I said at a neighborhood get together last night.

[Kate🖖🏽 @k8writer]

@huey_e @Tommytoughstuff sob never had a chance