Canaan

Austin, TX

[Canaan @kNinnn]

Why does “a beer or two” always turn into 18

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

Trump just got shot in the head and got up like a fucking gangster and fist pumped

[Canaan @kNinnn]

Average effort, average lifestyle.

[Canaan @kNinnn]

When you ask ur coworkers if they need anything from the convenience store and you end up with a grocery list 🤬

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

US Marine Paul Whelan

Bring him home.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

“I struggle with motivation”

Ok, then stay a loser?

Goodbye.

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

This is great 🤣

[Jarek Lewis @jarrylew]

Things I know at 31 that would have changed my life at 21:

[Canaan @kNinnn]

@DemonicaNFT 💯💯

[Canaan @kNinnn]

Suh

[The Dirty Team @partywithdirty]

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[Canaan @kNinnn]

@Canaan-Hill #venmome

[Venmo @Venmo]

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[Canaan @kNinnn]

Why can I chug a gallon of beer but barely finish a gallon of water in a day 🤔

[Canaan @kNinnn]

@ChickfilA My TikTok that went viral would of been better with a side of sweet tater fries

[Canaan @kNinnn]

@ChickfilA sweet potato fries👀

[Canaan @kNinnn]

@ChickfilA Texas would never disappoint, bring em back🤠

[Chick-fil-A, Inc. @ChickfilA]

@kNinnn Hi, Canaan. We tested Sweet Potato Waffle Fries in select Chick-fil-A Restaurants. Unfortunately, they did not perform well enough to be added as a permanent menu item. Thanks for your feedback!

[Canaan @kNinnn]

@ChickfilA

[Canaan @kNinnn]

ChickFilA needs sweet potato fries 👀

[Canaan @kNinnn]

@ChickfilA sweet potato fries 👀