krusty

let gravity win

[krusty @kRosenbaumer]

She doesn't have a uterus anymore, and for that, she gets an ice cream cone

[krusty @kRosenbaumer]

How I feel about getting hacked

[krusty @kRosenbaumer]

@armaan__zi @Idealplantdad I love ray-bans so much I tweeted about them 7 times. Jk ya girl was hacked but has taken back custody of the twits

[krusty @kRosenbaumer]

The amount of times I've had to tell Bailey not to body slam the dog is getting a little ridiculous 🤦🏻‍♀️

[krusty @kRosenbaumer]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[krusty @kRosenbaumer]

Bought lily a battery powered ball, safe to say it was a solid purchase

[megan @chismosavirus]

every time i write a cover letter i feel like im dancing and clapping like a silly little court jester

[krusty @kRosenbaumer]

Please go back to arguing with people on the internet instead of blatantly ruining and taking lives

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

Pregnancy is not a life-threatening illness, and the abortion pill does not cure or prevent any disease. Make no mistake, Mifeprex is a dangerous pill. That’s why 20 of my Republican colleagues and I are urging @US_FDA to classify it as such.
https://t.co/zDZoCKKg9S

[krusty @kRosenbaumer]

I woke up last night to what I thought was my husband cuddling me, but it was really my dog being the big spoon. Not mad though

[krusty @kRosenbaumer]

@tylerxjohns @dog_rates @dogfather So much concern she answered the question by her actions alone

[krusty @kRosenbaumer]

Can you please confirm if my dog is broken or not? She sat like this for quite some time after asked who the goober in the house was @dog_rates @dogfather

[krusty @kRosenbaumer]

@curlycub15 Yes, please remind me to do everything I can to stay on her good side 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[krusty @kRosenbaumer]

Shout-out to Laura for not destroying the island, just hope the remainder of the season isn't too active

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

ur nipples showing thru ur shirt isn’t trashy...it is CHIC.

[krusty @kRosenbaumer]

Scared to sleep because I don't know what I'll wake up to

[krusty @kRosenbaumer]

@greatflattsby I made sandwiches for the road and Bailey said I was being a little extreme, but it's taken me 14 hours to get home before so I'm an over preparer now

[krusty @kRosenbaumer]

Very much looking forward to this whole mandatory evacuation 🙃🙃🙃

[John Dellaporta @JohnDellaporta]

Oh look what a shocking unexpected result

[Mr. Blonde @JohnnyKash1]

Half of the country is on fire, we’re about to get hit with simultaneous hurricanes... and we’re still handling the pandemic the worst in the world lmao