Krstyn Breland

Buy the ticket, take the ride.- Hunter S. Thompson

[Krstyn Breland @kRsTyN]

Remember the good ol days when a presidential blow job was our biggest problem?

[Krstyn Breland @kRsTyN]

Impeachment takes away so much more than a Twitter ban can..the very people who sacrifice themselves for him wouldn’t get a room at a Trump hotel or a T time at Mar largo. End this shit now- invoke the 25th and end this horrific reality show.

[Krstyn Breland @kRsTyN]

The people supporting Goya don't season shit anyways....

[Krstyn Breland @kRsTyN]

I have so many opinions and thoughts on the last 48 political hours but I'll save them until I'm more composed. But I will say VOTE in every election coming our way. Stand by your choices and say that shit with your chest. I want to know where everybody stands.

[Krstyn Breland @kRsTyN]

Jet lag and red wine are a helluva combo. Why can't I sleep or pass out from the wine?!? #travelprobs #whitegirlstruggles

[Krstyn Breland @kRsTyN]

It's amazing to me what people think they deserve without little to no effort. #showup #earnyours #nothereforthebs

[Krstyn Breland @kRsTyN]

When you know you're not selfish but it will take a while for others to see it that way. #thepainofdoingyou #timehealsall #gottadoit

[Krstyn Breland @kRsTyN]

When you realize it's not them, it's you. #calmdown #figureitout #relax #maybeiamabitch

[Krstyn Breland @kRsTyN]

Beyonce got me scared to fix my hair ...#iaintbecky #whoisbecky #lemonade

[Krstyn Breland @kRsTyN]

It goes Nas, Beyonce ....
#jayzdisstracks #LEMONADE

[Krstyn Breland @kRsTyN]

All you good haired bitches better put a hat on and let the fuss die down. #LEMONADE

[Krstyn Breland @kRsTyN]

Dearly Beloved...

[Krstyn Breland @kRsTyN]

I'm starting to think it really does go down in the DM....

[Krstyn Breland @kRsTyN]

Ladies, ladies, ladies, be honest with yourselves. The chances of you dating @JJWatt are fairly slim. So get your shit together.

[Krstyn Breland @kRsTyN]

When you drunk order pizza and didn't clear the cart from the last time you thought about ordering pizza. #damn #somuchpizza #fiftydolla

[Krstyn Breland @kRsTyN]

https://t.co/8HlUjNbuP4

#RIPGarryShandling

[Krstyn Breland @kRsTyN]

It's fuck all yall season...#tomford

[Krstyn Breland @kRsTyN]

As I look around they don't do it like my clique

[Krstyn Breland @kRsTyN]

I'd rather buy 80 gold chains and go ignorant

[BunB.eth @BunBTrillOG]

Hello Brock. I'm the unofficial mayor of H Town. On behalf of UGk, Frenchy's, Rapalot, crawfish boils, slabs and Screw, welcome to Houston.