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[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Manuel Neuer on possibility for new deal at FC Bayern: “I enjoy playing with this team and working with this coaching staff”.

“It's important to me what the team's dynamics are like. Anything is possible”.

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

I love this club ❤️

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN Sources: Cowboys are trading three-time All-Pro LB Micah Packers to the Green Bay Packers.

Parsons and the Packers already have reached agreement on a four-year, $188 million contract. @DavidMulugheta of @Athletesfirst had a hand in the trade and ultimately negotiating the record-breaking contract that includes $120 million fully guaranteed at signing and makes Parsons the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

If your A level results are disappointing, don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and here I am today, installing lights for a helicopter landing pad in my garden.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Plans confirmed for Kyle Walker: AC Milan will not activate the buy option, Walker will formally return to Man City…

…and then he will leave again as Walker will not travel for FIFA Club World Cup.

Several approaches already started for new solution.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Browns also placed the seldom-used unrestricted free agent tender on Elijah Moore, who visited the Buffalo Bills on Monday, per @FieldYates.

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Mf that’s Erling Haaland 😭

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

this the most jobless shit i ever seen oh my god

[Cian ☘️🇾🇪 @Cian_McGivern]

Telling your gran that you’ll spend the £20 wisely (it’s going in bet365 tomorrow)

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Sometimes you don't know what you've got until it's gone 💔

[BMW HOUSE 𝕏 @BMWHOUSE_]

BMW M4 Competition 🏴‍☠️

[KC @kY3oN]

@ItsRetrop @tize4PF @GetVideoBot

[𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐫 @badassw23]

United fans:

[MOTORFORMS 🏁 @motorforms]

C63s AMG 👽

[Porsche.light @porsche_light]

Perfection⚡️

[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

🚨 NEW:

Important exchanges took place between the staff of DR Congo and the entourage of Manchester United defender Aaron Wan Bissaka. @leopard243 #MUFC ✅🇨🇩