kelp

I yell into a void here. Hisoka apologist. Real life muppet. Just trying to be weird in peace.

[kelp @k____elly]

I wanna make fun of English Dub Yu Gi Oh with someone

[kelp @k____elly]

Ariana Grande’s love life is so relatable to me but I’m retired

[kelp @k____elly]

What happened to freedom of speech bruh

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Twitter is temporarily limiting the amount of posts a user can read daily, Elon Musk announces:

• Verified accounts: 6000 posts/day
• Unverified accounts: 600 posts/day
• New unverified accounts: 300 posts/day

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

anytime i see one of these “lgb without the t” gays i think about the “association of german national jews,” a group of jews who stayed loyal to hitler hoping it would keep them in his good graces and after a few years he was like nice try! and put them all in concentration camps

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

You telling me there is an alternative to diamonds that is chemically exactly the same and are not the result of child labor and exploitation? And y’all not fuckin w em, why?

[kelp @k____elly]

@eva_kurilova @Doctor_Eric_B I hope you get help that’s not normal. Be easy

[kelp @k____elly]

@eva_kurilova @Doctor_Eric_B Real women don’t talk shit on the internet about other women trans or not. Stop being a psycho online and breathe some fresh air

[kelp @k____elly]

Tears of the Kingdom is ruining my productivity 🫠

[kelp @k____elly]

I would give my left arm for a custom Zac Posen who would do this

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

who the actual hell ghosted zac posen, I just wanna talk

[kelp @k____elly]

@Mike_Iannaccone Congrats!!!!

[kelp @k____elly]

Curiosity???

[LB @lnbshr]

what’s the mental disorder for wanting to experience pregnancy but not wanting a baby at the end of it

[kelp @k____elly]

I’m leaving my current job soon, and I still feel as though I can’t talk about the horrible unprofessionalism, entitlement and rude behavior some of the realtors I’ve spoken to exhibit.

[kelp @k____elly]

@ThomasBeautyy I thought this was Jada Essence Hall for a minute

[kelp @k____elly]

@sachsenevi I saved in anticipation lol

[kelp @k____elly]

I didn’t get the bodysuit I wanted but I did get this one!

[kelp @k____elly]

@sachsenevi I loved that one!! I also got the black two piece bathing suit I’m so excited

[kelp @k____elly]

@sachsenevi Omg which one!!!

[kelp @k____elly]

Silently wept to myself after watching Portrait Of A Lady On Fire so I didn’t cause a scene amongst the men in the house