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[Blacc @k__blacc]

@Bigmand81 @UltimateFitnes_ That’s how it’s usually is…
If you’re to handle a baby, you’d be told not to touch that part. You can actually see the pulse at this point

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Do you understand the logic of wanting to marry a rich man when you’re not rich yourself?

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

The BEST generation of men to ever exist for women are modern men.

Our grandfathers waited OUTSIDE the delivery room. We are INSIDE the room, holding your hand, rubbing your back, watching you scream at us, supporting you.

Our grandfathers married VIRGINS. We are marrying PROSTITUTES, OnlyFans whores with 50, 100 body counts and we still call them wives ans provided for them.

Our grandfathers married women who could COOK, CLEAN, slim and RAISE CHILDREN. We are marrying fat useless women who can't even boil rice or season chicken.

Our grandfathers married 18, 20, 22 year olds for youth and fertility. We are marrying 35, 40 year old GRANDMOTHERS and then spending $30,000 on IVF because their eggs are dead.

WE BROKE THE RULES FOR YOU.

WE BENT THE RULES FOR YOU.

WE DESTROYED EVERY TRADITION FOR YOU.

And it's still not enough.

Our fathers did 10% of what we do and got submissive, loyal, grateful wives.

We do 200% and get the most ENTITLED, SELFISH, LAZY, MENTALLY UNSTABLE, UNGRATEFUL, MASCULINE, DISRESPECTFUL wives in human history.

Our fathers were RIGHT. They knew exactly why you can't give modern women too much comfort and freedom.

Y'all don't deserve good men.

[Maikolll @MZora0419]

Quiero decirles algo a todas las esposas.

Si su esposo no fuma, no vapea, no se queda despierto hasta el amanecer y tampoco vive buscando la atención de otras mujeres...

Párense un momento y fíjense en cómo vive su día a día.

Porque, muchas veces, su rutina se parece mucho a esto:

[Blacc @k__blacc]

@heisrema Part of the ritual?

Humiliating indeed 🚮

[Blacc @k__blacc]

@KambaGentleman @Onorpik Correction!! A pig is edible.

That’s an old fat toad🐸

[Blacc @k__blacc]

@Kodakjagaban Bro, hackathons in Kenya are free markets for “big tech” with enough resources to ship the product fast. As you’re working on an mvp, they’re already scaling in the market.

I’ve had projects gone. Never bothered going back to hackathons again

[Blacc @k__blacc]

@Weyne_west Na kwani bois hajipendi? Confronting a person while they are holding a potential weapon 💀🫴🏽

[Kipchumba. @KibandaScholar]

Run away from anyone who can’t tolerate boredom. Mnachill kiasi alafu mtu anasema ati ameboeka, mpige sherehe juu ni Friday. Mimi nitapika chai nikuwache uende ulewe pekeako.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

William Ruto is Kenya's greatest risk as a country. Not Al-Shabaab and tribalism. Ruto has trained Duale, Murkomen to be thieves and abusive

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Masomo kidogo ya university unaanza kutuambia religion ni scam,,,,maliza kusoma ukose kazi ndio ujue Mungu sio Kamau.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

JUST IN: The MPs under investigation for drug trafficking are Hassan Joho, Harun Mwau, William Kabogo & Mbuvi Sonko, Saitoti reveals

[Mr White @DrWhiteW]

Last night I hit the club around 9PM thinking it’d be a chill vibe. Walked in and the place was loaded — tables stacked with water, 7K mzinga bottles everywhere, waiters moving like cop during a election, security thick. Music was hitting just right.
Then I did something I’ve NEVER done before

[Kibet @Kibet_OGW]

Addiction ni kitu mbaya sana,i used to smoke weed 5 rolls a day and i was unemployed.really don't know it was stress or just Idleness that i smoked to pass time.I really tried 4 Years to Quit smoking lakini i came to notice singetoboa.2023 i was a bit concerned about my mental health and weed na i was soo stressed upto a point i would shiver terribly without smoking.Nikajua Baas ni ivo tu i have wasted my life.I openly told my parents that wanisaidie tu niwache hii Bangi.They had to take me to Qatar for 2 Years where i couldn't get any access to drugs as i Hustle.Its now 2 Years 3 Months am weed free,my Memory is really improving and i am proud of myself and thankful to my Parents.Youths tuwache hii mihadarati inaitwa Bangi.🙏🙏

[Blacc @k__blacc]

@wee_boiss Hii ndo inaitwanga creampie?

[Blacc @k__blacc]

@KenyanSays But the good thing about it is that the toll fee is standard regardless of where you exit from

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

You are not a baddie. You’re just half naked and niggas are horny

[Blacc @k__blacc]

@kevvOH_ That’s a thing to consider some day!