Kelsey Hogan

I have a lot of feelings about Walt Disney World and the Marvel movies.

[Kelsey Hogan @k__hogs]

Don’t ask me to do NOTHIN’ this weekend. I’m scrolling on TikTok for hours on end. 😠

[Kelsey Hogan @k__hogs]

Ah, yes, a nice look into our next 4 years.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump just said that he “can’t guarantee” tariffs won’t make Americans consumers pay more at the grocery store.

Nice job, MAGA! You voted for higher prices.

[Kelsey Hogan @k__hogs]

No one. No one is with you. Do you enjoy sucking the fun out of every situation? Guess I’m becoming a criminal now.

[(Parody) Robert F. Kennedy Jr - Health Secretary @RFKJrHealthSec]

BREAKING: Effective January 20th, I will be BANNING all consumption of Diet Coke in the United States.

It's time to Make America Healthy Again. #MAHA

Who's with me?

[Kelsey Hogan @k__hogs]

Don’t threaten us with a good time!

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says if every member of Congress had to resign for doing what Matt Gaetz has been accused of, "Democrats would have a supermajority."

[Kelsey Hogan @k__hogs]

Me to M*tt Ga*tz:

HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD!?!? #Scandal

[Kelsey Hogan @k__hogs]

Definition of fuck around and find out.

[Kelsey Hogan @k__hogs]

I may hate most men, but never Charles L. 🥹 #TheGoldenBachelorette

[Kelsey Hogan @k__hogs]

@realesttheorist Congrats!! 🎉

[Kelsey Hogan @k__hogs]

Would be really cool if I lived in a country that didn’t hate women and I didn’t have to go to bed nauseous every 4 years.

[Kelsey Hogan @k__hogs]

If Stephen doesn’t get straight 10s when Dwight and Danny got them… #dwts

[Kelsey Hogan @k__hogs]

Truly, Ramses can fuck all the way off. #LoveIsBlind #LIB #LoveIsBlind7

[Kelsey Hogan @k__hogs]

Marissa, listen to this man. RUN, GIRL. You can do so much better than this clown with twin rat tails. #LIB #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind7

[Kelsey Hogan @k__hogs]

ALAN’S COSTUME IS NIGHTMARE FUEL. #DWTS

[Kelsey Hogan @k__hogs]

Happy belated birthday @VP @KamalaHarris! Celebrated by casting my ballot for you today! Can’t wait to see you win next month!

[Kelsey Hogan @k__hogs]

Hannah making me so mad for siding with a man. Justice for Nicky D. #LoveIsBlind #LIB #LoveIsBlind7

[Kelsey Hogan @k__hogs]

I hope the tenant of my apartment building who stole my HelloFresh delivery for the week is allergic to ingredients in every single meal.

[Kelsey Hogan @k__hogs]

Barely hanging on by a thread today and I just remembered that I won’t get to see Reggie dance on #DWTS tonight. 🥲

[Kelsey Hogan @k__hogs]

First Reggie gets sent home on DWTS and now we lose Charles and Gary on #TheGoldenBachelorette?!?!? I’m suing for emotional damages.

[Kelsey Hogan @k__hogs]

Ilona would have been robbed if she went home… but our sweet Reggie… #DWTS