I'm Mr.Brightside

Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger

[I'm Mr.Brightside @K__T02]

I just wrote a review on Detox Debloat Formula https://t.co/CuHbn2Evmo via @yotpo

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

a woman in Ireland went into the hospital smiling.
she was miscarrying, but she still had a heartbeat.
the fetus didn’t.
the doctors said it out loud: nonviable.
she asked for an abortion anyway because she could feel her body turning on her.
she was bleeding. she was in pain. she was terrified.
the nurse said:
“as long as there’s a heartbeat, we can’t.”
she begged:
“so you’re waiting for what?”
and the doctor said, calmly:
“nature.”
“nature” was her fever spiking overnight.
“nature” was her organs shutting down one by one.
“nature” was her husband holding her hand while she vomited and shook and cried.
she whispered:
“please. don’t let me die.”
the hospital told her:
“we’re monitoring.”
she died anyway.
and after, everyone acted shocked like this wasn’t exactly what the policy was designed to do.
they called it a “medical tragedy.”
but it was murder with paperwork.

[I'm Mr.Brightside @K__T02]

We all know a Lucinda let’s be real and if you don’t know a Lucinda sorry babes you are her #LoveIslandAllStars #loveisland

[I'm Mr.Brightside @K__T02]

Who cares how much he’s been on it, WE LOVE THE MESS #LoveIslandAllStars

[I'm Mr.Brightside @K__T02]

I loved Jack Osbourne on #imaceleb - he was fantastic and seems like such a cool guy..

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

Booking Ryanair #CelebrityTraitors

[I'm Mr.Brightside @K__T02]

Oh can’t we all relate to mean girl treatment/behaviour - that was a tough watch. Justice for Joanna #TraitorsIRE

[I'm Mr.Brightside @K__T02]

I’m sorry I think I agree with Harry… there is something about Emily 👀 #LoveIsland

[Love Island @LoveIsland]

‘Wasn’t Casey on Love Island twice?’ #LoveIsland

[I'm Mr.Brightside @K__T02]

@SeanDubIreland @acdmma_ Ye can have him..

[I'm Mr.Brightside @K__T02]

I really didn’t think Dean came across well on #BBLL last night 🫠 #bbuk

[I'm Mr.Brightside @K__T02]

Nicole is bat shit crazy… but Emma is coming across really bad on this season. We stan Bre always #SellingSunset

[C @idontthinkykmex]

There’s something off about Grace. I feel like she wants everyone to have a crush on her but she acts like she doesn’t know what she’s doing #LoveIsland

[Helen💫 @_helenmartin_]

I’ve just been told that when my brother passed away on the M50 on Friday that several cars stopped and people sat around him until the ambulance came so he wasn’t alone, i really want to find them if people can please share 🤍

[L M @leemc87]

What everyone in the UK was doing last night VS what I was doing last night

[Strawberry Wife🍓 @OKAYYYWOWWW]

This is absolutely INSANE??????!!!

[I'm Mr.Brightside @K__T02]

Anyone have any parking discount codes for the mighty @Irelandwest - travelling 17th of April TIA ☺️

[ɱąཞყ 🍓 @thevirgomaryy]

If that Nickelodeon documentary taught you anything, it should be; keep your SONS just as safe as your daughters. The world is such a scary place, especially for a child. Not every adult has good intent towards your children.

[Anne Boleyn (“Royal Expert") @TudorChick1501]

Look, I’ve never wished pain or suffering on anyone. I’ve literally spent seven years advocating for Meghan Markle to be treated with the basic human decency that the British Media have extended to Kate. (But absolutely did not, and will not, give to Meg.) But to scold the public for demanding justice for Meghan, pointing out the double standards, and for demanding answers to a verifiably manipulated photo that was specifically attached to Kate herself after she’s been missing for months is…..well……insanity.

Meghan Markle has endured 61,320 hours of British Media abuse, and at one point had suicidal ideation whilst pregnant, without so much as a care from the British press. Kate Middleton received about 96 hours of “Why did you do this? Please release the original photo” before the British Media started to demand that her “fragile” state be protected.

It’s honestly been sickening to watch. The racism and the double standards are making a mockery of both Kingdom and country. You made this bed, and sadly, you now cry because you’ve had to lay in it.

[I'm Mr.Brightside @K__T02]

It’s a travesty that #GKBarry and #ChloeBurrows aren’t in this line up TBH #CBBUK