Kirsten

Brain full of spiders / garlic in her soul.

[Kirsten @k_a_aitch]

Hey hey it's your friend https://t.co/9BdaEYO2iV

[Kirsten @k_a_aitch]

Hopelessly cursed

[Kirsten @k_a_aitch]

Ain't many folk who'll buy a lung, but then again some folk'll

[chris person @Papapishu]

After much searching the consensus for “who makes the best Linen” is not a startup it’s “anyone from the country of Lithuania, they’re on Etsy”

[Kirsten @k_a_aitch]

@Chronicpain247 @ProZD bsky-social-3j33e-jd4fd

[Kirsten @k_a_aitch]

@Drowsymaniac @ProZD bsky-social-ta3po-ipb6k

[Kirsten @k_a_aitch]

@Papapishu I'll say it again, lush!

[chris person @Papapishu]

The Venture Brothers was right about a lot of things but Brock preferring a mixture of ryegrass and fescue to Kentucky Bluegrass is perhaps one of the most subtle.

[Gretchen Felker-Martin @scumbelievable]

Solidarity costs. It costs comfort and money and happiness and time, and if you don't pay those costs then the next generation gets stuck with the bill, and with even less power to fight it. You want your favorite brand of cereal? You want your marvel movies? Tough shit.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

10yo me with a pretzel rod

[Kirsten @k_a_aitch]

hmu if you need an invite. Way better over there

[Peter Parker Posey @SproBeforeBros]

1998: [unenlightened, pejoratively, like a child] more like baldur's gay

2023: [enlightened, loving, singing the game's praises] more like baldur's gay

[Kirsten @k_a_aitch]

@twobigchickens Oh wow!

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

If you make people write an "applicant personal story" to apply to software jobs you 100% deserve AI bullshit written in there. It's going to be bullshit either way so people might as well offload it to a computer.

[Kirsten @k_a_aitch]

@MindaSueC @NotABigJerk If a job destroys your body, and your ability to work, after only a few years, it better pay like the NFL

[Jason Mustian (derogatory) @jasonmustian]

Welcome to X.

[Kirsten @k_a_aitch]

@brianjoralvarez whatever you do, do NOT put it in the dryer until you're sure the stain is gone, though