Kathy

analrapist.

[Kathy @k_betch]

Trundle beds are #ideal

[Kathy @k_betch]

I don't take to adult braces lightly.

[Kathy @k_betch]

If you have a license plate that reads "uncut3" I'm going to have to assume you have a 3 inch uncircumcised penis. -for @char_erm

[Kathy @k_betch]

You know it's time for the semester to be over when getting hit by a car seems easier than finishing a paper

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My one and only mission for going home next week is getting my mom an email address that doesn't end in http://t.co/8nBS7p6Wb8

[Kathy @k_betch]

Thought drunk dials were bad. Just got to read some drunk letters that got sent in the mail.

[Kathy @k_betch]

Hold on to ya butts

[Kathy @k_betch]

Yes man in trench coat, you can absolutely have my seat.

[Kathy @k_betch]

Oh, I'll show up to your "encouraged but not mandatory" work meeting at 830 on Saturday morning, but you're not gonna like what you get

[Kathy @k_betch]

I'm wondering as I eat my PB&J if J can go bad..

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OH NO THE NICKELBACK CD IS SCRATCHED AND WON'T PLAY NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO

[Kathy @k_betch]

Oh GOD my coworker took me saying "I don't listen to nickelback" as a chance to show me their cd and give em a try

[Kathy @k_betch]

Ok so I think I can quote mr. Feeney in both my papers and call them both an A+. I guess I can call it a day!!

[Kathy @k_betch]

I LOVE when people use the phrase "treat yo self" for reals in the work place!! Paisley, pinstripes, get down with ya bad self

[Kathy @k_betch]

Ever heard the girl with the most annoying voice cry about her boyfriend taking her to ihop for dinner? Cause I have.

[Kathy @k_betch]

“@KyleFacada: Never date someone white after Labor Day”

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Preach it. @KyleFacada

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@Rob_Falco @rlombardo09 Woaw guys NOT COOL NOT COOL AT ALL @DBKirchh

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Is panera for or against sleeping in the booths

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Ok guys. it's not funny anymore. Who left these underwears in my long sleeve drawer #nofilter @preece_b… http://t.co/y6bUO6HJ