Katie Chandler

I've been a Disney Princess once & drink way too much coffee 9•2•16

[Katie Chandler @k_chandler13]

Rachel from FRIENDS was a waitress at a coffee shop at 25... So there's still time to figure out MY life right?

[ReggieEditz @reggieeditz_]

“Do you still bop Justin Bieber’s Mistletoe album?”

Me:

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

destinys child: ladies leave your man at home, the club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown

9 year old me:

[Kaitlin B Curtice @KaitlinCurtice]

Women:
RT if you’ve ever walked through a parking lot with your keys between your fingers or pretended to talk on the phone because you felt unsafe.

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

me when i’m in pubIic and one of the voices in my head teIIs me a joke

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

I’m so excited to let you guys know that @KylieCosmetics will be coming to all @ultabeauty stores around the country this holiday!... More to come...

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.

[Brandon Hebel @Hebester]

LADIES imagine this!

It’s 15 years from now. You just hit the wall, you never had it all. You take one Prozac a day and you husbands a CPA. Your dreams went out the door when you turned twenty four.
You’ve only been with one man.
You ask, what happened to my plan?

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

my car is making a weird noise but my bank balance is telling me to turn up my music louder

[Catie Warren @catie__warren]

I don’t know why people complain about wedding planning. It is so fun and not at all stressful, so long as you remember to take your morning medicine of straight vodka and crushed Xanax.

[Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO]

The bromance is back !!! #JSFamilyVacation

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

i’m really bad at controlling my face which is great because I never have to say out loud how much I don’t like someone, they can just tell by making eye contact with me

[Jock @jockafloka]

Your WCW held up traffic cus she couldn’t parallel park. She’s getting honked at and got scared and left.

[Jenna Fischer @jennafischer]

This made me laugh out loud. https://t.co/aBYnLyYWtb

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

After watching The Lion King with Samuel today for the thousandth time, I have a question- do Simba and Nala know they’re half brother and sister?

[Katie Chandler @k_chandler13]

@grandhosupreme Come with me and Megan!!!

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

Love Valentine’s Day, love New Year’s Eve, love taking the SATs, just love high pressure situations and extreme expectations in general

[Catie Warren @catie__warren]

I feel like it’s super uncool to admit to liking ~drugstore~ beauty products but I quite literally would be lost without my $11 Conair curling iron that has been going strong for 13 years now.