kris

hey, are you awake?

[scotty @plathiandc]

BIG year for midwest princesses

[@eliothiggins.bsky.social @EliotHiggins]

The right has spent that last 48 hours attacking @Bellingcat for saying the Allen mall shooter had neo-Nazi tattoos. Here's what the Allen police said
"We do know that he had Neo-Nazi ideation. He had patches, he had tattoos, even his signature verified that."

[Gundam Ver. Chu 👍 @SoulinkChu]

Dying 😂🤣

[PIJ @ikitorp]

I don't know how to explain this but Neil deGrasse Tyson is the Elon Musk of Carl Sagans

[kris @k_d85]

@em_j_b @NadiaKamil @mina_el_naguib This is not a concern in this particular dept…

[kris @k_d85]

I enjoy how Hermes changed their name to Evri before becoming even less reliable.

[kris @k_d85]

Honestly, the propensity of people to want to assume competent conspiracy is just flabbergasting.

[Jake Hanrahan @Jake_Hanrahan]

Not a single Ukrainian on this talk. It's rich commentators telling people who're facing regular massacres to be quiet and behave.

[General Boles @GeneralBoles]

- Electricity £125
- Gas £110
- Water £45
- Mortgage £1,350
- Calls to I'm A Celebrity voting for Matt Hancock in the Bushtucker Trials £27,456
- Food £450

Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying

[Laura Marston @Kidfears99]

Daily reminder that a vial of insulin keeps me alive for a week and, in the US, costs the same as an Xbox Series S. Imagine being forced to buy an Xbox every single week for the rest of your life in order to not die.

This is reality for 7 million insulin dependent Americans.

[kris @k_d85]

lmao

[Dan Bloom @danbloom1]

BREAKING - Matt Hancock has lost the whip for going on I'm a Celeb

Chief Whip Simon Hart MP said:

“Following a conversation with Matt Hancock, I have considered the situation and believe this is a matter serious enough to warrant suspension of the whip with immediate effect.”

[kris @k_d85]

This will go down well

[Steven Swinford @Steven_Swinford]

Exclusive:

Millions of public sector workers will see their pay rise by just 2% next year under government plans to fill £35bn fiscal black hole

Move likely to lead to further industrial action given inflation expected to stay high for much of next year

https://t.co/29YFWtC1HS

[Beef & Dairy Network @beefanddairy]

We're just getting figures through that over 80% of British and American girls between the age of 6 and 9 are dressed as Bimpsie for Halloween.