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[michael @FilledwithUrine]

babe you wanna come over and watch this 40 minute video of someone power washing an old persian rug?

[K🥳 @k_e_dula]

@ibechristen I miss them all except for Susan 🤮

[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

Preemptively posting this.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

parenting has taught me SO many things I didn’t know before. for instance, before I thought 5-8pm was a normal time of day but now I know it is the SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

parenting classes should focus less on diapers and more on what to do when you’re sad but still have to pretend to be a tugboat

[Gavin Thomas @gavinthomas2015]

Don't forget to donate to your local animal shelter today 💙
#BettyWhiteChallenge

[Rob the Geek (gay pride emoji) @rob_thegeek]

Me: *enters 3-45 into Excel*

Excel: Ah, yes you must mean March 45th

[Kayla Becker @TheKaylaBecker]

Jason Mamoa is single again. This is my moment.

[K🥳 @k_e_dula]

@alexa_MLS Waiting tables was he hardest job I’ve ever had BY FAR!!

[steph @steph_mcca]

banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

🎶TREAT YO SELF 2021🎶
It’s the best day of the year! Be sure to take some time to do something for YOU today. ☺️👗👠💆🏻🍾💼

[Khy Entertainment @KHY_ENT]

Did you sleep well?

Me:

[K🥳 @k_e_dula]

I literally share my blood supply and nutrients with this baby.. we are LITERALLY connected by an umbilical cord. So YEAH I’d say it’s part of my body??

[Will Witt @thewillwitt]

mY bOdY mY cHoIcE is a stupid argument. A baby inside you is not a part of your body. If a woman was pregnant you wouldn’t ask her, how is your body? You would ask, how is your baby? Funny how it changes to a part of “your body” when you want to abort it. #TexasAbortionLaw

[Kerria @Kerria]

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

[c🏳️‍🌈 @rn_er_c]

Remember when you used to be asked, “Smoking or non-smoking?” at a restaurant?

No? That’s because we, as a society, made the decision that people who smoke can absolutely do so, but they don’t get to endanger others in the process.

Do you see where I’m going with this or

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

yall don't wanna listen to nurses, doctors, epidemiologist ect, about Covid, like who do yall think knows that they talking about?? i really wanna know?

[K🥳 @k_e_dula]

@_KiraMonae @Dreamchasnmike2 @Big_Ric94