karissa

i tweet the truth.

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

This thread is so relatable!

[Laura Norkin @inLaurasWords]

A funny thing about quarantining is hearing your partner in full work mode for the first time. Like, I’m married to a “let’s circle back” guy — who knew?

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

Things I need to stop doing...
1) watching Fixer Upper
2) following Magnolia Realty

Has me thinking of 7472627 future homes and redecorating my own on the daily 😲

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

@EinsteinBros thanks for no longer offering decaf coffee in all my local shops, I can no longer enjoy a coffee at your establishment😡#bringbackdecaf

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

Clearly I don’t go out on weekdays anymore seeing as though my bank flagged one drink charge as suspicious activity 🍹

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

Here goes! Seeing as though I’ve yet to miss a concert when you’ve been in Miami, and now you’re coming back to my hometown the day before my wedding and I can’t make it...I only see it fit to extend the invitation to you both! @johnlegend @chrissyteigen please #singatmywedding

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

Too tired to pack, but too excited to sleep ✈️ 😴

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

Countdown to DC t-minus three days

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

Walked into a spider web and was doing Kung fu moves only to be greeted by neighbors I hadn't met yet #caseofthemondays

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

I had finally adjusted to the fall time change and then here we go Daylight Savings 😡

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

They should give you parkas to sit in the ER ☃️

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

Work phones should not have a speaker option!

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

Don't mind me as I have the Beauty and the Beast music video with John Legend on repeat for the rest of the night 🌹

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

Almost got run off the road this morning by a Tequila truck. I'm thinking that's the universe saying I need happy hour today 🍹

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

2 months til my bday! #forevercountingdownforsomething

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

I will spend a month looking like a madwoman before cheating on my eyebrow lady

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

Flight booked to D.C. ✈️☺️

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

Guess we're in Opa Locka again...thanks Waze

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

How did I miss Gary from Chicago last night?

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

Yes. Can't wait to see him in May ❤️ https://t.co/QpRPIBUG3g

[People @people]

We could listen to @johnlegend all day, every day. #Oscars

[karissa @k_explainsitall]

Always love me some Jimmy Kimmel