Ken

[Ken @k_ganey]

how about we just be nice to EVERYBODY because they need us more than we know

[KB @kbnoswag]

Offering rides to Craigslist people >>>>

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

one time in middle school i dated a girl for 4 days and when she broke up with me she posted on facebook “sometimes your knight in shining armor is really just a loser in tinfoil” and to this day that the sickest burn i’ve ever gotten

[Ken @k_ganey]

gucci mane makes me feel like a princess

[Ken @k_ganey]

what the actual hell was wrong with me

[Ken @k_ganey]

dont let anyone tell u that having a bf in jail isnt cute bc i had one and he would mail me letters and it was just as cute as dear john

[Sxmbv @Sxmbv_]

When you stop being an introvert for one night and finally go out

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Does anyone have a trampoline and, unrelated to that, want to hang out

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

boomers paying their bill: you only had bud on tap not but light so you get 9% and I am going to spit in your face as I leave. good day

millennials paying their bill: this beer? incredible. you? incredible. I'm tipping you 30%. this is my last $20 but I want you to have it

[brett montana @justbrad]

Bro stop vibrating on a lower frequency you’re scaring the hoes

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

still haven’t fully recovered from what my Airbnb host texted me

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!

[Miss Tolurr @Jaiography]

Me in 5th grade showing my girls a new trick

[leo @leonardcowalski]

Mfs tweet "they praying on my downfall" bro you work at dominos your manager is praying you show up to your next shift sober

[adam @brokeangeI]

and for my next trick i’ll take it personally