✨katie self-actualizing✨

writer, babysitter to my inner child, developer of lols insta: khath_actually tiktok: katieselfactualizing khath.eth

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Disappointing, not enough women on this list.

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@AlisonAgosti Brilliant

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How to emotionally support a dj in the midst of a brain aneurism

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@GKuhlenschmidt I can see it now

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might put carbs on my 4th step fears list 🙉

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#portia is so old!!!!!

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I’ll go to a dodger game just for the lighting

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@KatieGetsReal say more

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CLUBS SHOULD HAVE NAMETAGS

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what if we fucked to the classical music playlist from the local nail salon

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@DaveMcNamee3000 Not tom cruise huh

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commuting is just doing your make up at 70 mph

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my new aesthetic is the silent elevator ride down to the parking garage after therapy

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men: we need big asses
women: we need our pants to feel loose
men: sorry, we require big tush
women: ok, am I allowed to cry about this?
men: no

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nothing more sacrilege than having to bring ur iced coffee into the bathroom w u

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instead of dissociating I recommend refusing to “exist” at all

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my favorite way to break up with a boy is to show them just one of my self help books

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so desperate I’ll convert to Judaism just for the Friday plans

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Yes but with 48 hours of excruciating trialed sobriety in between

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all of the good comedy writers are writing spam e-mails now and I love it

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@olivelorraine_ The hot chick